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19-02-2016, 05:43 PM (This post was last modified: 19-02-2016 06:44 PM by TheBear.)
I'm Pregnant!!!
That's right. I'm a 58 year old male, with man tits and a huge belly.

I looked closely in the mirror today and said to myself - HO-LY SHIT! I gotta do something about this!


They say acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery, but I don't know where to start. Gasp
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19-02-2016, 05:44 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:43 PM)TheBear Wrote:  That's right. I'm a 58 year old male, with man tits and a huge belly.

I looked closely in the mirror today and said to myself - HO-LY SHIT! I gotta do something about this!


They say acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery, but I don't know where to start. Gasp

Back away from the buffet. Tongue

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19-02-2016, 05:48 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:43 PM)TheBear Wrote:  That's right. I'm a 58 year old male, with man tits and a huge belly.

I looked closely in the mirror today and said to myself - HO-LY SHIT! I gotta do something about this!


They say acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery, but I don't know where to start. Gasp

Go for a walk. Right now. Go.














Seriously.

















Huh GO!






(As good a place to start as any, no?)

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19-02-2016, 05:51 PM
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Spin in place until you feel queasy. Repeat as necessary.

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19-02-2016, 05:53 PM
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I like Stark's suggestion--start slow, go for a walk. Maybe do some light yoga. Lots of videos of light, easy beginner yoga on youtube that anyone can do. Maybe go to a nutritionist. Make a list of all the foods you like to eat and come up with some healthy, delicious alternatives.
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19-02-2016, 05:54 PM
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My doctor asked me "What's the first step in losing weight?"

I replied, "Stop gaining weight?"

I thought he was going to choke.

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19-02-2016, 05:59 PM
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Um…congratulations?

Start easy. Walking is excellent exercise, but exercise won't get you to where you want to be without cutting your food portions. Fortunately, it's almost spring, so it will be easier to get outside and do activities there.

Good luck!
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19-02-2016, 05:59 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:44 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(19-02-2016 05:43 PM)TheBear Wrote:  That's right. I'm a 58 year old male, with man tits and a huge belly.

I looked closely in the mirror today and said to myself - HO-LY SHIT! I gotta do something about this!


They say acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery, but I don't know where to start. Gasp

Back away from the buffet. Tongue

Or back away from the mirror. Rolleyes

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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19-02-2016, 06:05 PM
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Congratulations! Best wishes on the delivery.

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19-02-2016, 06:05 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:43 PM)TheBear Wrote:  ...
I looked closely in the mirror today and said to myself - HO-LY SHIT! I gotta do something about this!
...

You looked in the mirror and saw a fat person?

You're not pregnant ... you're anorexic.

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