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15-01-2016, 10:25 AM
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I have a psychological need to piss outdoors every once in a while. Back in Tennessee there was always the back yard where nobody could see me, but here I live in the city and know no place where it is private, but do it once in a while any way! Against the tire of my car like my dog, or off the third floor balcony at 2:00 AM.
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15-01-2016, 03:59 PM
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(14-01-2016 10:38 PM)Astreja Wrote:  When sitting quietly somewhere, often I can be seen drumming a rhythm on My thighs with one or both hands, or playing an invisible instrument, nodding in time to ambient music or the music in My head. (Currently it's the ending of Bugler's Holiday by Leroy Anderson.) Once at the Concert Hall, at intermission the woman in the row behind Me asked if I was a clarinet player -- Apparently I had been playing along with the Symphony and wasn't even aware of it.

Ha-ha! I do this too. Once, at intermission of a piano recital, someone asked me if I was a pianist. Not a chance! The only instrument I play is guitar (and not even very well). I just like to drum on my legs, sometimes with multiple fingers.
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15-01-2016, 04:57 PM
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I no longer drive. The police at my place of employment call me "Mr. President" because I get dropped off and picked up 20 feet from the front door. Once they formed a Secret Service protective service by 6 of them escorting me the 20 feet from my drop off point to the front door. Crazy coppers.

#sigh
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15-01-2016, 05:01 PM
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(15-01-2016 10:25 AM)DerFish Wrote:  I have a psychological need to piss outdoors every once in a while. Back in Tennessee there was always the back yard where nobody could see me, but here I live in the city and know no place where it is private, but do it once in a while any way! Against the tire of my car like my dog, or off the third floor balcony at 2:00 AM.

You are like my husband. Once I asked him what he would find most important if we bought a new house. He said it had to be where he could pee over the railing. You'll be happy to hear that I took this into consideration when house hunting.... Tongue

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15-01-2016, 05:12 PM
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Because normal people label me as such! Drinking Beverage
Consider
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even numbers! Shy

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15-01-2016, 06:01 PM
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In high school, because of marching band, I would always make sure I was in step with people going up stairs and such. Even if we were going at different speeds, it had to be the same foot on the same step as whoever I was following. I still occasionally notice it still.
Also if I need to really think about something I sometimes take a nice long shit. Clears my mind ya know.

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15-01-2016, 06:19 PM
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(15-01-2016 04:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I no longer drive.

Is that because Maryland is one long, non-stop traffic jam?

Maryland: making New Jersey traffic look reasonable since 1980.

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17-01-2016, 02:00 PM
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(15-01-2016 05:12 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Because normal people label me as such! Drinking Beverage
Consider
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even numbers! Shy

There is no such thing as "normal". Some people just hide the weirdness better...

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17-01-2016, 02:23 PM
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. . . I piss in the shower. Oh wait that just makes me a man, and a lazy one.

Ehrrrmmmm. I'm a freak because. . . I seem to be the only normal person here.
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17-01-2016, 06:41 PM
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Anytime my kids want to talk to me - like specifically say they want to talk to me - I freak out. I always assume they have something bad to tell me or ask me (that they'll ask me to do something or promise something that I am unable or unwilling to do). Why else would they want to talk with me? Hobo

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