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06-08-2015, 09:08 AM
RE: I'm a massive racist
There's nothing more beautiful than a freshly sharpened pencil. The smell of the wood, the perfect point. I use an old fashioned sharpener. Oh, I could wax poetic about the simple pencil.

I'm a politically incorrect pencil pusher. Big Grin

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06-08-2015, 09:24 AM
RE: I'm a massive racist
(06-08-2015 09:08 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  There's nothing more beautiful than a freshly sharpened pencil. The smell of the wood, the perfect point. I use an old fashioned sharpener. Oh, I could wax poetic about the simple pencil.

I'm a politically incorrect pencil pusher. Big Grin

I've got an old fashioned sharpener here in the office in the house - but invariably I end up sharpening them on the belt sander out in the shop.... Get a sharper point that way...

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06-08-2015, 03:43 PM
I'm a massive racist
All pencils matter!
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06-08-2015, 03:45 PM
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(06-08-2015 03:43 PM)MrShangles Wrote:  All pencils matter!

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11-08-2015, 05:16 AM
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(06-08-2015 03:43 PM)MrShangles Wrote:  All pencils matter!

Hey, that is super racist, unhelpful and triggering!

Yellow Pencils Matter isn't argued against by saying all pencils matter! You are missing the point. I assume your genitals and the colour of your skin makes you ignorant to the struggles of yellow pencils.

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11-08-2015, 05:37 AM
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It is not the yellow pencils one must worry about, it's the Yellow Peril!

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11-08-2015, 06:24 AM
RE: I'm a massive racist
(06-08-2015 09:08 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  There's nothing more beautiful than a freshly sharpened pencil. The smell of the wood, the perfect point. I use an old fashioned sharpener. Oh, I could wax poetic about the simple pencil.

I'm a politically incorrect pencil pusher. Big Grin

My mom used to use a knife to sharpen her pencils. Scraped off the shavings straight into the trash can.

I like the sharpeners with a crank handle. They used to be on every classroom wall, but you don't see them anymore in the schools here.
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11-08-2015, 06:43 AM
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(11-08-2015 06:24 AM)julep Wrote:  I like the sharpeners with a crank handle. They used to be on every classroom wall, but you don't see them anymore in the schools here.




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11-08-2015, 06:55 AM
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(11-08-2015 05:16 AM)Cetaceaphile Wrote:  
(06-08-2015 03:43 PM)MrShangles Wrote:  All pencils matter!

Hey, that is super racist, unhelpful and triggering!

Yellow Pencils Matter isn't argued against by saying all pencils matter! You are missing the point. I assume your genitals and the colour of your skin makes you ignorant to the struggles of yellow pencils.

GRAPHITE PRIVILEGE!! I also assume he was born with a mechanical pencil in his hand and has never known the oppression of LITERALLY being worn down to a useless nub by the sharpenerarchy.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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