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17-04-2014, 02:43 PM
I'm a terrible Christian
I found this out today. My coworker was talking about how she gave up meat for lent and has been eating nothing but veggies and fruit. Then was going on about not drinking alcohol and not wanting to go to church tonight. So I told her...then don't go to church. She told me she didn't want God to be mad at her. I told her not to worry, I'm sure sticking to her rabbit diet is making him happy enough. As for me, I'm going home to a steak and glass of whiskey.

She told me I was a terrible Christian, to which I asked "what makes you think I'm Christian?" Her gut response- What else would you be? Then she asked if I was Catholic or something. I just smiled and laughed and told her to keep trying.

This was about 6 hours ago. Atheist still hasn't come up.

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17-04-2014, 02:49 PM
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(17-04-2014 02:43 PM)=jesse= Wrote:  I found this out today. My coworker was talking about how she gave up meat for lent and has been eating nothing but veggies and fruit. Then was going on about not drinking alcohol and not wanting to go to church tonight. So I told her...then don't go to church. She told me she didn't want God to be mad at her. I told her not to worry, I'm sure sticking to her rabbit diet is making him happy enough. As for me, I'm going home to a steak and glass of whiskey.

She told me I was a terrible Christian, to which I asked "what makes you think I'm Christian?" Her gut response- What else would you be? Then she asked if I was Catholic or something. I just smiled and laughed and told her to keep trying.

This was about 6 hours ago. Atheist still hasn't come up.

Maybe Christians can't say that word or this will happen.

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17-04-2014, 02:50 PM
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(17-04-2014 02:43 PM)=jesse= Wrote:  I found this out today. My coworker was talking about how she gave up meat for lent and has been eating nothing but veggies and fruit. Then was going on about not drinking alcohol and not wanting to go to church tonight. So I told her...then don't go to church. She told me she didn't want God to be mad at her. I told her not to worry, I'm sure sticking to her rabbit diet is making him happy enough. As for me, I'm going home to a steak and glass of whiskey.

She told me I was a terrible Christian, to which I asked "what makes you think I'm Christian?" Her gut response- What else would you be? Then she asked if I was Catholic or something. I just smiled and laughed and told her to keep trying.

This was about 6 hours ago. Atheist still hasn't come up.

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17-04-2014, 03:02 PM
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Man if she's taking this long to guess, I'd love to see her reaction when she realizes you *gasp* don't believe in god! Or you could make up a bullshit religion and see how long you can string her along before she calls you out on it.

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17-04-2014, 03:03 PM
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17-04-2014, 03:10 PM
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Odin has no problem with steak and whiskey........ carry on. Laugh out load

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17-04-2014, 03:19 PM
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Give the poor girl a clue, tell her it begins with the letter "A".
Whiskey and steak........nice.

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17-04-2014, 03:22 PM
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(17-04-2014 02:43 PM)=jesse= Wrote:  "what makes you think I'm Christian?" Her gut response- What else would you be? Then she asked if I was Catholic or something.

Haha, those damn non-Christian Catholics!

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17-04-2014, 03:23 PM
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I was never very good at being a Christian...

Never could get the hang of that "believing in stuff that is total bullshit" they make you do.

So I quit and took up atheism instead... I'm much better at that.

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17-04-2014, 03:28 PM
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It sounds like she hasn't even considered anything else other than believing and has just accepted everything that she has been told. When she finds out that you are an atheist she might start asking herself questions.
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