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23-02-2016, 08:31 PM
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(23-02-2016 03:20 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(22-02-2016 09:44 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  RAwr! Bring on the Meade...or mikes hard tiger blood in this case!!!

What's tiger blood Hobbitgirl ?

A purveyor of anabolic steroids?

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06-03-2016, 03:22 PM
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Drunk thread for the win!

Mom and I trespassed the fuck out of some properties joy riding after wine and margaritas. Found an abandoned house next to an unkept propert owned by my great aunt. It had my childhood furniture in it. And my mom's. What the guck.

Andreas I'm drunk. It's been awhile.

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06-03-2016, 03:23 PM
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Oh. And I've been to church two Sundays in a row.

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06-03-2016, 03:25 PM
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(06-03-2016 03:23 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh. And I've been to church two Sundays in a row.

I enjoy church much more when I'm drunk. Or tripping.

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06-03-2016, 03:46 PM
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(06-03-2016 03:22 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Drunk thread for the win!

Mom and I trespassed the fuck out of some properties joy riding after wine and margaritas. Found an abandoned house next to an unkept propert owned by my great aunt. It had my childhood furniture in it. And my mom's. What the guck.

Andreas I'm drunk. It's been awhile.

Good on you and your mom. Haven't talked to you in a while. I hope you are holding up ok. Be safe!

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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06-03-2016, 08:23 PM
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(06-03-2016 03:46 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(06-03-2016 03:22 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Drunk thread for the win!

Mom and I trespassed the fuck out of some properties joy riding after wine and margaritas. Found an abandoned house next to an unkept propert owned by my great aunt. It had my childhood furniture in it. And my mom's. What the guck.

Andreas I'm drunk. It's been awhile.

Good on you and your mom. Haven't talked to you in a while. I hope you are holding up ok. Be safe!

I'm doing ok. We were in the Kubata off-roading. Good times!

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06-03-2016, 08:34 PM
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(06-03-2016 03:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-03-2016 03:23 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh. And I've been to church two Sundays in a row.

I enjoy church much more when I'm drunk. Or tripping.

Tripping during southern baptist sermons about hellfire and damnation...eish...that could get ugly.

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08-03-2016, 04:23 PM
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(06-03-2016 03:25 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-03-2016 03:23 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh. And I've been to church two Sundays in a row.

I enjoy church much more when I'm drunk. Or tripping.

Why not both?

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21-05-2016, 10:43 PM
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I promised myself I wouldn't post here whilst drunk again. But, being drunk, I've decided I don't give a f*ck what I promised while sober. So, here I am.

Did I mention I'm going through a divorce from my theist wife who I am sure is praying for my release from the grips of satans claws even at this very moment.

I'm such a freakin idiot.

Anyways, night night you heathens!

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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21-05-2016, 11:00 PM
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(21-05-2016 10:43 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I promised myself I wouldn't post here whilst drunk again. But, being drunk, I've decided I don't give a f*ck what I promised while sober. So, here I am.

Did I mention I'm going through a divorce from my theist wife who I am sure is praying for my release from the grips of satans claws even at this very moment.

I'm such a freakin idiot.

Anyways, night night you heathens!

Hug

These days, i just keep a constant drip of whiskey in my blood stream. I think I may have more alcohol in my blood stream then I do plasma.
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