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06-02-2015, 11:33 AM
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When they walk in my yard - first thing they see is the cannon and the pistol range backstop.

It's a real safe bet they know there could be gunplay, should they break in.

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06-02-2015, 11:39 AM
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Being in Texas, it's fairly safe to assume there's a gun in the house. Criminals have to bet on whether the home is occupied or not by said gun owner.

The dogs won't protect me but a noise as small as a squirrel on the roof will set off the alarm in three part harmony.

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06-02-2015, 11:58 AM
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(06-02-2015 11:39 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Being in Texas, it's fairly safe to assume there's a gun in the house. Criminals have to bet on whether the home is occupied or not by said gun owner.

The dogs won't protect me but a noise as small as a squirrel on the roof will set off the alarm in three part harmony.

Dogs need not be vicious - providing the owner IS....

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06-02-2015, 11:59 AM
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“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the dogs of war” ~ Billy Shakespeare

   

   

   

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06-02-2015, 10:45 PM
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(06-02-2015 11:39 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Being in Texas, it's fairly safe to assume there's a gun in the house. Criminals have to bet on whether the home is occupied or not by said gun owner.

The dogs won't protect me but a noise as small as a squirrel on the roof will set off the alarm in three part harmony.

It is worst for a criminal if you shot as fast as this:




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06-02-2015, 11:18 PM (This post was last modified: 07-02-2015 02:56 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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I'm prepared ...
Are you sure ? I sure hope so. You better be.

Cuz Brunhilde is ready for YOU!!

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08-02-2016, 09:24 AM
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I just ordered a whole new wave of anti-zombie utensils.

I'll post pictures when they come in. I got some cool stuff... a Spartan sword, a khopesh, a falcata... just to name a few.

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08-02-2016, 09:30 AM
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(08-02-2016 09:24 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I just ordered a whole new wave of anti-zombie utensils.

I'll post pictures when they come in. I got some cool stuff... a Spartan sword, a khopesh, a falcata... just to name a few.

A falcata would be one of my top choices for an ammo conserving zombie blade, though I'd feel like I were cheating on my tomahawk.

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08-02-2016, 09:40 AM
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(08-02-2016 09:24 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I just ordered a whole new wave of anti-zombie utensils.

I'll post pictures when they come in. I got some cool stuff... a Spartan sword, a khopesh, a falcata... just to name a few.

Pointy end goes where?

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09-02-2016, 06:53 PM
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My 300 kopis, Egyptian khopesh, Carthaginian falcata, and bladed cestus came in today. I'll take pics when everything comes in.

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