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13-08-2016, 10:29 AM
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(13-08-2016 09:58 AM)pablo Wrote:  I'm not really here. I'm the product of your imaginations. Big Grin

I must have a very vivid imagination Shocking

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13-08-2016, 10:58 AM
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It's the only entertainment I can afford...

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13-08-2016, 11:07 AM
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(13-08-2016 09:37 AM)DLJ Wrote:  ... Stark and Moms have locked me in the cellar.

Please, please help!

No, wait. They're coming. Act natural.

Angel

Earmuffs is guarding the door isn't he?

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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13-08-2016, 11:31 AM
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(13-08-2016 09:58 AM)pablo Wrote:  I'm not really here. I'm the product of your imaginations. Big Grin

Really?

I gotta stop dipping my cigarettes in varnish. Undecided

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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13-08-2016, 11:35 AM
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I get nothing but laughs about whether St Paul ate Fish on Fridays or any of that other supposedly scholarly shit. Whether Jaysus was baptized standing up with a sprinkle of water in his face or dipped into the river, or whether Mary Maggie was a hooker or the wife of JC himself, but I do enjoy at times reading these things. One person stating unequivocally that Nazareth never existed and another who has snap shots of the stable where JC was born and the three wise guys with their gifts of gold,Frankenstein, and mirth and their sheep! These things are why I hang out here 2 or 3 hours per day.
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13-08-2016, 03:15 PM
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Because I can.
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13-08-2016, 03:21 PM
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Because if I don't, jenny will make me do yoga.

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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13-08-2016, 03:23 PM
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(13-08-2016 09:57 AM)Anjele Wrote:  I can't find the way out. Undecided

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On a dark lit Church pew way
Cold words in my ear
Warm smell of bologna
Rising up through the air

Up ahead at the alter
I saw a simmering fright
I saw a little boy below
At preacher groin height

There he stood in the doorway
Outside the confessional
And I was thinking to myself
That boy is in for some hell

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13-08-2016, 04:02 PM
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Hi,

I'm staying because I'm not an atheist, if that makes any sense? Huh

D.
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13-08-2016, 04:07 PM
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I'm staying because I'm the only real one that exists, go Team Solipsism! Just kidding...staying because for some reason I enjoy it. Also I learn more about Scripture than I ever have in any church. And I enjoy the Podcast and the on-forum humor. And you all are good people.

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