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22-05-2014, 04:02 PM (This post was last modified: 22-05-2014 04:11 PM by Mathilda.)
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(22-05-2014 03:29 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I took a Vallium once and, according to my wife, I exited a moving vehicle and ended up passing out in the play tunnel (culvert) of the a church playground and awoke 5 or so hours. I wandered back home with a police officer escorting me back home. QC was freaking out.

I remember none of this.

Valium's funny for that. One Christmas we hired a cottage in Dorset and my mother was having real back pain.

She went to the doctor and then finding that it was too painful to walk back to the car we all went to a cafe and had something to drink. We then began to recall tales where her own bedside manner had been less than, shall I say ... adequate. (Like for example driving off at full speed after picking up a passenger who had just had throat surgery and making them feel like their neck was about to split open ... that kind of thing)

This made her laugh which caused her pain which sent more endorphins round her brain and caused her to space out. This encouraged us to recount yet more tales (there were quite a few of them). Even my highly conscientious born again brother started to bring up his own stories.

The doctor had told her to drink whisky. She hates Whisky but because the doctor told her to drink some she dutifully did. It couldn't be Vodka or anything because the doctor specified Whisky. The doctor also prescribed some Diazepam for her. She didn't know that Diazepam was Valium.

After taking a pill she was sitting on the sofa and said "Oh I think I'll just put my head down for a bit". Many hours later she lifted her head again and was surprised to find out that it was now night time. Being a control freak she decided not to take any more but she couldn't bring herself to throw the pills away either.

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22-05-2014, 04:06 PM
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(22-05-2014 03:48 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Dang it, Chas. I'm leaving. I want to get home. I have a lot of video games to play.

Yeah - sounds legit. Drinking Beverage

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22-05-2014, 05:43 PM
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(22-05-2014 11:25 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I was in pain though. I'm tired of hurting. it's either meds or death in order to alleviate the pain. Gonna chose meds until they stop working and then explore other options. I'm not afraid of dying. Everything I know won't exist, including my unending pain.
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22-05-2014, 07:42 PM
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wonder if he made it?

Huh


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22-05-2014, 08:03 PM
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Hey! KC! I'm all for dosing up on mind altering meds (and/or getting high) for alleviation of pain but doing so AND driving is NOT ON!
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22-05-2014, 08:05 PM
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Is this Fioricet with hydrocodone?

Holy, moly...I never had a reaction like that on regular Fioricet...you must really be sensitive to meds.

Yikes!

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22-05-2014, 08:07 PM
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(22-05-2014 07:42 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wonder if he made it?

Huh

I bet he'll be fine! Shy
His typing was getting much better in those last few posts! Smile

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22-05-2014, 08:07 PM
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(22-05-2014 07:42 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wonder if he made it?

Huh

He did.


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23-05-2014, 12:45 AM
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(22-05-2014 08:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(22-05-2014 07:42 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wonder if he made it?

Huh

He did.

And he's an asshole. I demand justice. Send him to the naughty chair!

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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23-05-2014, 12:53 AM
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Holy crap, KC. You're trippin'. I am glad you got something to relieve your pain, though I wish this "something" didn't come with the idea that you ought to be DRIVING!

twit.

go to bed.

And come back alive.

A person very dear to me was badly hurt through a misunderstanding and miscommunication. For this, I am sorry, and he knows it. That said, any blaming me for malicious intent is for the birds. I will not wear some scarlet letter, I will not be anybody's whipping girl, and I will not lurk in silence.
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