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12-07-2012, 07:15 PM
I made a Theist's head explode!
While having a discussion today about the existence of Yahweh, I said, "God damn it." Which is something I'm trying to stop saying... or at least the "god" part.
The Christian gasped and said, "How dare you take the Lord's name in vain!"

I replied with, "I didn't. Your god's name is Yahweh. I didn't specify which god I wanted to damn 'it'."

It took him 20 minutes to think of a comeback. I spent the entire time basking in glory as I watched his brain explode.

Just thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

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12-07-2012, 07:30 PM
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12-07-2012, 07:34 PM
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(12-07-2012 07:15 PM)Science Believer Wrote:  While having a discussion today about the existence of Yahweh, I said, "God damn it." Which is something I'm trying to stop saying... or at least the "god" part.

I dunno why some atheists have such a problem with "goddam" and "goddamit", it rolls off the tongue so nicely and really pisses off the goddam motherfucking theists.

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12-07-2012, 08:39 PM
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(12-07-2012 07:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I dunno why some atheists have such a problem with "goddam" and "goddamit", it rolls off the tongue so nicely and really pisses off the goddam motherfucking theists.

Because to me, saying goddamn, jesus christ, oh my god, etc. is a small habit that makes me feel as though I'm acknowledging that a god exists.

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12-07-2012, 10:47 PM
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It's quite simple really. When saying any phrase that uses the word "god" just have the "god" part mean me. That way when a theist complains about you use of the word...just tell them you have my permission to use my name.

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13-07-2012, 12:13 AM (This post was last modified: 13-07-2012 12:22 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: I made a Theist's head explode!
(12-07-2012 10:47 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  It's quite simple really. When saying any phrase that uses the word "god" just have the "god" part mean me. That way when a theist complains about you use of the word...just tell them you have my permission to use my name.

...... Thumbsup

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13-07-2012, 01:10 AM (This post was last modified: 13-07-2012 02:12 PM by itsacow.)
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Oh.... I thought it had something to do with a .308....

I am disappointed.

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13-07-2012, 01:32 AM
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(12-07-2012 08:39 PM)Science Believer Wrote:  Because to me, saying goddamn, jesus christ, oh my god, etc. is a small habit that makes me feel as though I'm acknowledging that a god exists.

Get over that, fool.

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13-07-2012, 01:54 AM
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(13-07-2012 01:32 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(12-07-2012 08:39 PM)Science Believer Wrote:  Because to me, saying goddamn, jesus christ, oh my god, etc. is a small habit that makes me feel as though I'm acknowledging that a god exists.

Get over that, fool.
I don't know, meng. I had the same kinda issue; now it's all dammit Gwynnie! Big Grin

And it was because of that asinine Chistian bs of taking the lord's name in vain; I was worried I'd hafta kill one of those motherfuckers. Tongue

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13-07-2012, 02:08 AM
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(13-07-2012 01:54 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(13-07-2012 01:32 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Get over that, fool.
I don't know, meng. I had the same kinda issue; now it's all dammit Gwynnie! Big Grin

And it was because of that asinine Chistian bs of taking the lord's name in vain; I was worried I'd hafta kill one of those motherfuckers. Tongue
I doubt your capacity, brother, but I'm down with your intent. Wink

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