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17-05-2015, 08:22 PM
I made my descision.
So I thought, "How am I going to build a massive retirement nest egg?". Two things came to mind - drug dealing/trafficking, or starting my own church.

Well, everybody, I decided the latter. One thing about churches, you don't see gangland violence over territory. (at least not in the USA) Plus, as an added bonus, it is perfectly legal and income is tax exempt under 501©(3)! Thumbsup


Seriously, folks, I'm doing this. (Well, I'm seriously considering it.) Why not, right? Smile
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17-05-2015, 08:25 PM
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(17-05-2015 08:22 PM)TheBear Wrote:  So I thought, "How am I going to build a massive retirement nest egg?". Two things came to mind - drug dealing/trafficking, or starting my own church.

Well, everybody, I decided the latter. One thing about churches, you don't see gangland violence over territory. Plus, as an added bonus, it is perfectly legal and income is tax exempt under 501©(3)! Thumbsup


Seriously, folks, I'm doing this. (Well, I'm seriously considering it.) Why not, right? Smile

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17-05-2015, 08:27 PM
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(17-05-2015 08:25 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(17-05-2015 08:22 PM)TheBear Wrote:  So I thought, "How am I going to build a massive retirement nest egg?". Two things came to mind - drug dealing/trafficking, or starting my own church.

Well, everybody, I decided the latter. One thing about churches, you don't see gangland violence over territory. Plus, as an added bonus, it is perfectly legal and income is tax exempt under 501©(3)! Thumbsup


Seriously, folks, I'm doing this. (Well, I'm seriously considering it.) Why not, right? Smile

Perhaps the First Church of Cannabis? Angel

I't funny you should say that, as I'm at that church right now, getting some ideas! Thumbsup
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17-05-2015, 08:29 PM
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I bet it would be a hit...badum tiss.

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17-05-2015, 08:33 PM
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I also have to give credit to "Weeds" for initiating the idea in me.
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17-05-2015, 08:44 PM
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Open a church and use it's tax-exempt status to launder your drug money. Best of both worlds! Thumbsup
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17-05-2015, 08:52 PM
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(17-05-2015 08:44 PM)pablo Wrote:  Open a church and use it's tax-exempt status to launder your drug money. Best of both worlds! Thumbsup

I like your style Pablo.

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17-05-2015, 09:02 PM
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(17-05-2015 08:44 PM)pablo Wrote:  Open a church and use it's tax-exempt status to launder your drug money. Best of both worlds! Thumbsup

That's fucking awesome! Thumbsup
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17-05-2015, 09:03 PM
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The drugs will attract the celebrities then hey presto... scientology version 2.

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I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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18-05-2015, 12:19 AM
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(17-05-2015 08:25 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(17-05-2015 08:22 PM)TheBear Wrote:  So I thought, "How am I going to build a massive retirement nest egg?". Two things came to mind - drug dealing/trafficking, or starting my own church.

Well, everybody, I decided the latter. One thing about churches, you don't see gangland violence over territory. Plus, as an added bonus, it is perfectly legal and income is tax exempt under 501©(3)! Thumbsup


Seriously, folks, I'm doing this. (Well, I'm seriously considering it.) Why not, right? Smile

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Wouldn't it be the 420th church of Cannabis. From what I have seen of Internet culture it would have more appeal to people.
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