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10-07-2016, 08:11 PM
I need a Cult follwoing
I'm cool. I am awesome. I am neat. So what's the stopping-you-from-joining-me-now agent?

I can burst your bubble so fantastically, you'll realize the cult is only me telling you I'm better than you until you're in it. And it gets better than that: It will alive with exuberant awesomeness that can destroy worlds, raise them from the dead, hallucinate on demand, and even be cool, even as cool as I am.

But don't wait. Limited time offers don't exist. Because this is a Perpetual guild of awesomeness.

just wait until you find what you find inside.
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10-07-2016, 08:13 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
(10-07-2016 08:11 PM)AsIseephit Wrote:  I'm cool. I am awesome. I am neat. So what's the stopping-you-from-joining-me-now agent?

I can burst your bubble so fantastically, you'll realize the cult is only me telling you I'm better than you until you're in it. And it gets better than that: It will alive with exuberant awesomeness that can destroy worlds, raise them from the dead, hallucinate on demand, and even be cool, even as cool as I am.

But don't wait. Limited time offers don't exist. Because this is a Perpetual guild of awesomeness.

just wait until you find what you find inside.

Thanks no, I'm already awesome.

Given the way you've been posting around the forum, it's likely you won't be around long anyway.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-07-2016, 08:13 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
You don't need a follwoing (sic), you need spell check.

NVM - I just realized that you are Elmer Fudd.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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10-07-2016, 08:23 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
(10-07-2016 08:13 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You don't need a follwoing (sic), you need spell check.

NVM - I just realized that you are Elmer Fudd.

Hey, this is great. We have Elmer Fudd on the forum? Boy, once the word gets out Bugs and Daffy Duck will arrive and then we'll become TTA... Toon Town Atheists. :Laughat

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-07-2016, 08:25 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
I told ya.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-07-2016, 08:28 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
I couldn't even tell what he was babbling about. No
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10-07-2016, 08:28 PM
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(10-07-2016 08:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I told ya.

No offense...but that one could be seen from a mile away. Rolleyes

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10-07-2016, 08:31 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
(10-07-2016 08:28 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(10-07-2016 08:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I told ya.

No offense...but that one could be seen from a mile away. Rolleyes

That's why I was following them around. Just long enough to make sure I was right.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-07-2016, 08:37 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
Weird. Almost seems like a spambot to me Undecided
a poorly programmed spambot, because it's not trying to get me to buy anything

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10-07-2016, 08:47 PM
RE: I need a Cult follwoing
Careful what you wish for.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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