I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
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23-02-2015, 11:35 AM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 10:44 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...
violently twist the top off.
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Hang on a tick!

Lemme just clarify something. You know that bananas grow upwards, right?

So the bottom of a banana is the bit that is attached to the bunch.

Just checking I'm visualising this correctly.

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23-02-2015, 11:40 AM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
hey wait a minute...I may not be the brightest individual...but is "peeling a banana" another euphemism for masturbation? Gasp

If so, I don't want to know how you prefer to "peel your banana". Angry

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23-02-2015, 11:52 AM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 11:01 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 10:42 AM)Anjele Wrote:  In your defense, you probably weren't peeling your own bananas the first year or two. So you learned more quickly than you give yourself credit for. Tongue

Three year olds peeling bananas? Crazy shit. I don't think anyone trusted me to peel my own bananas until I was like nine.

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But you probably had a gun, right? Tongue

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23-02-2015, 11:57 AM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 11:52 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 11:01 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Three year olds peeling bananas? Crazy shit. I don't think anyone trusted me to peel my own bananas until I was like nine.

Confused

But you probably had a gun, right? Tongue

Water gun and Duck Hunt gun at 3. Cap gun at 4. Pellet gun at 6...20g shotgun at 10...22 rifle at 12. First peeled banana - 23.

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23-02-2015, 11:58 AM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 11:57 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 11:52 AM)Anjele Wrote:  But you probably had a gun, right? Tongue

Water gun and Duck Hunt gun at 3. Cap gun at 4. Pellet gun at 6...20g shotgun at 10...22 rifle at 12. First peeled banana - 23.

Sounds about right for 'Bama.

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23-02-2015, 12:20 PM
I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
I'm a professional cat herder and I can verify this is legit.
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23-02-2015, 12:47 PM
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I always peel them from the side...life is an adventure! Big Grin
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23-02-2015, 01:19 PM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
I use a tool called a knife to peel a banana.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife

It's a sharp kind of a tool that easily cuts into objects, especially bananas. To use, simply cut the top of the banana off, peel.....enjoy.

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23-02-2015, 01:41 PM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 11:35 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 10:44 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...
violently twist the top off.
...

Hang on a tick!

Lemme just clarify something. You know that bananas grow upwards, right?

So the bottom of a banana is the bit that is attached to the bunch.

Just checking I'm visualising this correctly.

Undecided

No, I didn't.

How I see bananas:

[Image: bananas.jpg]

So, the part at the top where there all connected is the "top".

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23-02-2015, 01:42 PM
RE: I peeled my bananas this morning from the bottom.
(23-02-2015 11:57 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 11:52 AM)Anjele Wrote:  But you probably had a gun, right? Tongue

Water gun and Duck Hunt gun at 3. Cap gun at 4. Pellet gun at 6...20g shotgun at 10...22 rifle at 12. First peeled banana - 23.

Same, same, same, same (12 gauge, though), rifle at 16.

Edit: and wtf at Southern parents thinking shotguns are safer than .22s.

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