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He's writing a book!? RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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I will not be a part of this heresy.
Sure I'll help.
How dare you try to hire us as slave labour!
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31-01-2012, 06:44 AM (This post was last modified: 31-01-2012 06:49 AM by Hamata k.)
I require assistance!
Okay so I am writing a book. Problem is that I lack people to try put my ideas on seeing as how I am...."different" in my friends group. This is where you guys come in.
I will post various character outlines and plot ideas and you lot give me feedback. I will explain anything you guys ask as this stuff will require explanation.

This stuff is quite "out there" by the way. I'll post some of my stuff once I have confirmation that you guys will help.

Seriously. I will be in your debt if this works.

Also I spelled "mental" wrong in the poll because I am typing this on a tank......don't ask.

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31-01-2012, 06:49 AM
RE: I require assistance!
You post here, chances are I read Smile
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31-01-2012, 07:28 AM
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bring it on, man...

"don't ask." > Why are you writing on a tank?

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02-02-2012, 09:31 PM
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I'm a pretty good editor but don't ask me for contributions above and beyond a chronically masturbating dwarf who pops in and out at random. Book's gotta have a masturbating midget.

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02-02-2012, 09:35 PM
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I chose slave labor option because it sounded funny. So what's this book about?
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02-02-2012, 10:48 PM
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Good luck! I had a book published in 2007. It was the opposite to a best seller.

I was ripped off by Zeus (Aust) who promise the world and gave nothing, to later find it, well after expiry date, being sold on line without my knowledge.

Self publishing may be an option, sometimes known as vanity publishing.
Here you pay for, say, 100 copies minimum, of the finished work and flog it from the street, market or whatever. The whole profit, if any, is yours and sometimes a top publisher will pick up your work.

Be sure to look well at all small print, so called bona fides, intellectual property laws etc. Rolleyes
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02-02-2012, 11:58 PM
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I'm happy to read your writing, but I reject the premise of the thread's title.
The Divine does not require our puny assistance.

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03-02-2012, 09:41 PM
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I'm ready when you are Smile

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23-02-2012, 02:54 PM
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me help you, you give book when writing end Big Grin

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23-02-2012, 04:30 PM
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SO my bad. It's taking longer than expected to work out the flaws with characters. My friend and I are having "difficulties" on final decision. within the next day the character outlines will be up.

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