I snore because I have a large tongue.
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01-10-2015, 08:39 AM
Tongue I snore because I have a large tongue.
That's all Tongue. Thought you all might like to know....

I actually bought a bed with an adjustable base earlier this year and when it's elevated and I'm on my back I don't snore. But depending on my position and the elevation I can still snore. My tongue is huge, so it easily blocks the air passage in my mouth (as I don't sleep with my mouth open).

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01-10-2015, 08:43 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
(01-10-2015 08:39 AM)Adrianime Wrote:  My tongue is huge

Nudge nudge wink wink...

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01-10-2015, 09:08 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
I'm guessing that makes you very popular with the ladies when awake, asleep - less so....



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01-10-2015, 09:17 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
Well, you know what they say large tongue...large...Oh wait, they don't say that.

It's feet or hands or something else.

Carry on....


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01-10-2015, 09:26 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
Yeah but, how far out can you stick your tongue.......?........... Hummmmm?

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01-10-2015, 09:49 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
(01-10-2015 09:26 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Yeah but, how far out can you stick your tongue.......?........... Hummmmm?

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Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-10-2015, 10:33 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
I knew this would happen Tongue.

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01-10-2015, 10:42 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
I don't have a large anything although I'm 6'2" tall but anymore that's not particularly tall.
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01-10-2015, 11:00 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
Tongue reduction surgery.

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01-10-2015, 11:12 AM
RE: I snore because I have a large tongue.
(01-10-2015 11:00 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Tongue reduction surgery.
Is that a thing? Haha.

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