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08-11-2013, 01:00 PM
I think god may be spying on me...
I was trying to find a compiled list of all the bible verses about mythological creatures (unicorns and dragons and such), google lead me to this page which I am apparently banned from. I've never created an account here, it is possible that I've been to the page before while googling information on bible verses but if I have it was just to look or a possible copy/paste thing. The only logical conclusion is that God truly exists and is punishing me for joining TTA.


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08-11-2013, 01:10 PM
RE: I think god may be spying on me...
I want to go to a website and be denied with it saying:

Sorry, access denied.
You are unable view this site because you are satan's bitch.

Hey, I gotta dream, right? Shy

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08-11-2013, 01:18 PM
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(08-11-2013 01:10 PM)kim Wrote:  I want to go to a website and be denied with it saying:

Sorry, access denied.
You are unable view this site because you are satan's bitch.

Hey, I gotta dream, right? Shy

Lol. I would die laughing.
Please post a screen shot if your dream ever comes true.
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09-11-2013, 12:49 AM
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It gives you all the information you need right there. Looks like somebody else using the same ISP as you was a real thorn in their side.

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09-11-2013, 01:09 AM
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(09-11-2013 12:49 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  It gives you all the information you need right there. Looks like somebody else using the same ISP as you was a real thorn in their side.

What exactly is an ISP?

And why do you want to ruin my fun? I said god is spying on me.
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09-11-2013, 01:54 AM
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(09-11-2013 01:09 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  
(09-11-2013 12:49 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  It gives you all the information you need right there. Looks like somebody else using the same ISP as you was a real thorn in their side.

What exactly is an ISP?

And why do you want to ruin my fun? I said god is spying on me.

Internet Service Provider.

Because being a buzzkill gets me off. Evil_monster (not really though).

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09-11-2013, 02:14 AM
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(09-11-2013 01:54 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(09-11-2013 01:09 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  What exactly is an ISP?

And why do you want to ruin my fun? I said god is spying on me.

Internet Service Provider.

Because being a buzzkill gets me off. Evil_monster (not really though).

So they blocked everyone with AT&T?

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09-11-2013, 03:11 AM
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Every time you visit silly websites about UFOs and conspiracy theories, the flying teapot kills a kitten.

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09-11-2013, 03:12 AM
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Why the fuck would you wanna visit this site anyway?
I'm reading something on it right now about how Venus is not actually Venus...
Apparently Venus is really bright in the sky right now and these Christian idiots are saying shit like "I've observed the night sky my whole life (40 years) and never seen Venus so bright, NASA are obviously lying that Venus is just going through a phase and I wanna know what it REALLY is" with all these nutters agreeing that it's some big conspiracy.
Fucking idiots.

It did however have this emoticon which made me lol.
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09-11-2013, 03:25 AM
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I can explain why venus is fucking bright. Because it's fucking close. The angle of reflection from the sun vs what we see makes it bright. It's pretty simple to understand. Except for people who buy into bullshit. Why the fuck would nasa want to even lie about something like that? Makes no sense. Anyway...
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PS it'll only get brighter for a while. This is Jan 2014.
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