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17-07-2013, 02:46 PM
I think my creation myth is better than any religions...
The idea is that since we have no way of knowing what exist outside of our universe, that our universe is simply a microcosm inside of another universe. Created not by a supernatural god, but by a team of scientist. This could suggest our ultimate scientific achievement, beginning the cycle yet again.

Now you may be asking, "Well what about the rate of expansion of the universe". Well, I'll just rely on the theory of relativity. If 1 billion years in our universe is equivalent to 1 minute in the containing universe's time, then this experiment has simply run 15 minutes. Also relative size may work as such:
1 billion years- size of an atom
5 billion years- size of a cell
10 billion years- size of a grain of pepper
15 billion years- size of a blueberry

This means there is actually much more room for our universe to expand before it gets too big to contain and is shut down. Say another 500 Billion years our time.

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23-07-2013, 02:16 PM
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I just finished reading your creation myth. I'm depressed now.

Oh, wait, I read the Bible today and just remembered what I've read. I feel better now.
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23-07-2013, 02:21 PM
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I see your creation myth, and raise you:

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23-07-2013, 02:35 PM
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^^ Seems legit.

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23-07-2013, 03:19 PM
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My myth is tha best!

There was this team of gods in the "god universe" who were bored(they are not perfect)
they decided to play make-a-universe
it is a crossmix simulator/reality game.
Simulator as in they may not visit the universe ,but have a set of controls
and reality as in we really live,even if it is a game

there are simple rules like
1.may not interfere after giving them the comandments
2.whose universe sustains live the longest,wins


and i believe our god is losing...

Hows that for a friggin creation story

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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23-07-2013, 04:20 PM
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The universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster 5,000 years ago.

On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.

Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man.

Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.

   

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23-07-2013, 04:43 PM
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(23-07-2013 04:20 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  The universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster 5,000 years ago.

On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.

Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man.

Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.


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24-07-2013, 05:50 AM
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(23-07-2013 02:16 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  I just finished reading your creation myth. I'm depressed now.

Oh, wait, I read the Bible today and just remembered what I've read. I feel better now.

Ah, so you enjoy the Babylonian creation myth, do you? Drinking Beverage

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