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12-05-2015, 09:34 PM
I've obviously had too much to drink when....
So, I'm in Chicago on business. I snuck out early to grab a few drinks with some local colleagues. We separated before 7 and I went to my hotel, changed clothes and headed to a bar to watch the Mets - Cubs game*.

Had a few drinks watching the game but felt ok. I knew I had too much to drink around the 8th inning when the bartender asks me if she can get me anything else and out of my mouth comes "yes, the blonde across the bar and my wife's consent**". Now, while the blonde across the bar was stunningly hot (I think, I'm currently not the best judge of visual stimuli), the guy she was with was easily twice my size and half my age (I'm not so drunk that I've lost all depth and size perception ). That's when I decided it was time to head back to the hotel. That, and the Mets were down 5 runs. On the walk back, it occurred to me that hot blonde's boyfriend could have really ruined my evening.

Anyway, time to sleep it off.

* friends have informed me that being so close and not getting a ticket and going live was really lame. I've also been informed that going tomorrow doesn't excuse my lameness tonight.

** I should probably point out I'm all bark and no bite. In 18 years together, and over 17 married, I've never once strayed from my wife, despite having spent a lot of time on the road with many opportunities. It's probably a safe bet I'm not going to start now. Unless it's Nurse. Then I think the awesomeness may overcome me.

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12-05-2015, 09:56 PM
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He could have ruined your evening but you could have ruined his next 3-5 years for assault so...

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12-05-2015, 10:19 PM
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Good point. I should head back to that bar and see if she's still there. ...





I'm really going to sleep now......

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12-05-2015, 10:55 PM
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Goodnight sleep well.

There are aspirin next to the water and your shave kit.

*thats where my husband keeps his


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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13-05-2015, 05:21 AM
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Your husband is a wise man. I never think to do that. But, a little over 6 hours of Zs and I seem to be ok.

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13-05-2015, 05:39 AM
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Actually -- you'd have had WAAAYY too much to drink if you woke up with the blonde's boyfriend.....

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13-05-2015, 09:25 AM
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(13-05-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Actually -- you'd have had WAAAYY too much to drink if you woke up with the blonde's boyfriend.....

We've all bee there..... Right? Unsure

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13-05-2015, 11:24 AM
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(13-05-2015 09:25 AM)LostLegend Wrote:  
(13-05-2015 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Actually -- you'd have had WAAAYY too much to drink if you woke up with the blonde's boyfriend.....

We've all bee there..... Right? Unsure

If you're drunk enough - you'll probably forget...

It's sort of a safety valve kinda thing...

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13-05-2015, 05:12 PM
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I feel like cuddling with earmuffs and Mr Woof at the same time.

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13-05-2015, 07:32 PM
I've obviously had too much to drink when....
(13-05-2015 05:12 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I feel like cuddling with earmuffs and Mr Woof at the same time.

You would look like a glazed doughnut when they got done with you.
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