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10-09-2016, 05:05 PM
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Ooooh this guy just made his introduction post here, Steve Dutch, and it reminded me that I wanted to get officially de-baptized and whatchamacallit... unsanctified Big Grin

Gotta get rid of all that holiness from being a Catholic AND a witch. The holiness is stronk in me Big Grin

So I wanna make it a big thing to shake it off properly Big Grin But I don't have good ideas.

My good friend is returning to the city in two weeks, maybe I can have her join the fun. My mr will surely join it.
Maybe a few other people I know who are up for that kind of fun Big Grin Can make it a group thing lol

But I want some silly stupid rituals just like when it was done to make me all holy and shit back then Big Grin

I heard of that student club that was unbabtizing people with a hair drier. That would be fun.
And some fun words that we can mutter and giggle about Big Grin

If anybody has ideas for that, I am all ears... or eyes... or well I only have two eyes so I am practially not ALLLL ears... or eyes... but who cares.
Tell me your fun ideas plox. Big Grin

cheers
R.

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10-09-2016, 05:08 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
https://www.google.com/search?q=debaptiz...8&oe=utf-8

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10-09-2016, 05:11 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
stronk all right, I can smell you way over here. Tongue
I had a great idea! requires suiting up in a bathing suit and tomato juice, just like washing off skunk smell Big Grin
Say some unholy words backwards, maybe serve some cake and ice cream. I dunno, I am in verbal diarrhea mode.
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10-09-2016, 05:13 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
This sounds fun! Big Grin

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10-09-2016, 05:40 PM
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10-09-2016, 05:45 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Go to a sauna and sweat the holiness away Smile

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10-09-2016, 06:03 PM
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10-09-2016, 06:13 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
I don't think he has it all right but a silly hat seems like a requirement.




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10-09-2016, 06:13 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Is this sort of like Alice in Wonderland having an UNbirthday?

Well anyway, have a happy unbaptize day! Thumbsup Here's a great idea for a unbaptize-day cake.

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or........

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or this.....

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-09-2016, 08:36 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
A quick look at the symbolism suggests the following might be usefully incorporated:

- Skydiving. Not for the faint of heart but will get you clear of all that water business. Try not to land in a pond.
- Mudsliding or mud wrestling. Wash that sin back in.
- Baptism by alcohol. Internal and external.
- A silly hat.

While undeniably symbolic, fire is likely a bad idea. Sodium would be worse.

Amusingly, many mainstream branches of christianity view baptism as a necessary part of salvation. Yup, God Allmighty can't let you through the gates unless some mortal priest has dribbled water on your head.

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