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10-09-2016, 08:40 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
A spaghetti bath.

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10-09-2016, 09:02 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
(10-09-2016 08:36 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  A quick look at the symbolism suggests the following might be usefully incorporated:

- Skydiving. Not for the faint of heart but will get you clear of all that water business. Try not to land in a pond.
- Mudsliding or mud wrestling. Wash that sin back in.
- Baptism by alcohol. Internal and external.
- A silly hat.

While undeniably symbolic, fire is likely a bad idea. Sodium would be worse.

Amusingly, many mainstream branches of christianity view baptism as a necessary part of salvation. Yup, God Allmighty can't let you through the gates unless some mortal priest has dribbled water on your head.

...or dipped you into the font and dropped you, banging your head. Angel
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10-09-2016, 09:05 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
(10-09-2016 08:40 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  A spaghetti bath.

Good, but needs several gallons of olive oil, and saran wrap all over the floor, and three feet up the walls. Evil_monster

Crisco party, anyone? Big Grin
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10-09-2016, 10:02 PM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Pack yourself in salt.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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11-09-2016, 02:47 AM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Like printing out big posters of The Dude and putting those on the walls. Then stand in a circle, chanting "Whatever, man" Big Grin

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11-09-2016, 04:10 AM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Remember those purity tests that did the rounds on the internet in the 90's? I always considered them a check list of activities to try out. Perhaps you could have a ceremony where you have to tick off as many sins as possible. e.g. use a condom if you're catholic, get a blood transfusion if you are a Jehova's witness etc.
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11-09-2016, 04:38 AM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
There's all kind of fun stuff you can do to celebrate. And getting that prove of debaptization sure was a good reason for me.
Unregister from the church as a christian is easy but for the debaptization you need to dig a little deeper. Funny thing is that all the priests and whatever I had to write to and talk to where very helpfull and never tried to convince me to stay, so kuddo's for them. Now have the official paper and next step is getting rid of my christian first names. That means going to court and will cost me. Get a new passport, driver license, etc with the new name will also be costly but it is already feeling good working on it. When that is done the real celebration will take place, probably involving some alcohol and nudity.

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11-09-2016, 05:26 AM
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Sit in a tub of hot water drinking a fifth of whiskey, pull the drain plug......

By the time you get to the bottom of the bottle, all the xtian hocus pocus will be down the drain....

Probably keeping your lunch company.......

.......................................

The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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11-09-2016, 05:30 AM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
A nice buttermilk bath might do the trick.

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11-09-2016, 05:57 AM
RE: I wanna unbabtize > gimme ideas
Stage a mock crucifixion of Jesus. Then stop it before he is nailed to the cross, and say "I can't let you die for me".

Then group water balloon fight...or wine balloon fight

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