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20-12-2014, 11:24 PM
I want to go to church...
And be an ass. Laugh at the silly shit the preacher says. Ask difficult questions and make condescending comments toward parishioners.
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20-12-2014, 11:31 PM
RE: I want to go to church...
Tell them you're a fundie.
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20-12-2014, 11:41 PM
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Bring some popcorn, and tomatoes.

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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21-12-2014, 12:10 AM
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Don't be a rude cunt.
There's no need for that.
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21-12-2014, 12:22 AM
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And there's no reason to use the c word.
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21-12-2014, 12:23 AM
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Yes there was cunt.
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21-12-2014, 01:09 AM
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21-12-2014, 01:20 AM
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I tend to think it's bad form to enter someone else's house and shit on their rug.

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21-12-2014, 01:25 AM
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Anjele, I agree with ya but there's something about this time a year that Christians annoy me more than ever.

I don't see many, if any, that show any consideration for those that don't share their belief. By the day my belief grows that they deserve the disrespect they give others.
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21-12-2014, 05:19 AM
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Yes, sit respectfully and listen to everything that the preacher has to say in rapt attention while occasionally nodding your head. The pastor will notice this and be really pleased with himself that he is reaching out to a newcomer. Near the end of the service raise your hand hesitantly and ask

"Which god?"
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