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21-12-2014, 05:34 AM
RE: I want to go to church...
Don't do it. You'll burst into flames.

(21-12-2014 12:10 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Don't be a rude cunt.
There's no need for that.

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21-12-2014, 06:21 AM
RE: I want to go to church...
My brother once went into a mosque with a friend and pretended to be retarded.

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21-12-2014, 09:21 AM
RE: I want to go to church...
(21-12-2014 05:34 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Don't do it. You'll burst into flames.

(21-12-2014 12:10 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Don't be a rude cunt.
There's no need for that.

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21-12-2014, 11:12 AM
RE: I want to go to church...
You could always do it like this




"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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21-12-2014, 10:19 PM
RE: I want to go to church...
I wanna go to one of those preachers that use God to push people over in healing them.
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22-12-2014, 04:13 PM
RE: I want to go to church...
If they come to your door a very funny game to play, if you have a little time, is to pretend to be super hardcore. That scares of Jehovas witnesses the fastest. You start going on about slaying millions of people for various 'crimes' laid out in the bible and say that they are going to hell if they don't agree with it that works much faster than any atheistic mind game.

Going into a church and doing it would be a bit dickish though. If someone went into one of the special services I go to at my local church and started acting how you suggest I think I'd be one of the first people on my feet to kick you out Tongue

I think if someone were to spraypaint the outside of the church like has happened a few times I'd go utterly apeshit actually. Nothing makes my blood boil quite like people vandalising 1000 year old buildings.

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