I want to leave this universe and go to Heaven.
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03-12-2011, 02:54 AM
RE: I want to leave this universe and go to Heaven.
Heaven? Don’t want to go there, I won’t know anyone!
Naa, I’ll go off to hell with all my mates and my family…
We’ll talk about bikes and drink beer while munching on pizzas!

No beer or pizza in heaven, too many rules and no animals for pizza toppings up there.
Hells reported to be so bad because it became a hard sell for the Christians giving people a choice between ether heaven, where it’s just singing to some bloke all day every day in some sort of mass power trip for him, or, hell where it’s warm and sheltered and you just chill out with one of gods’ ex-employees that got sick of the BS.
Really it’s just like a big reunion party that god’s spin doctors have ruined the rep of.

That damn god again, talking rubbish as usual…

What’s wrong with just accepting this is it and enjoying it while you’re here?

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche
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