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02-04-2015, 12:09 PM
I was hoping to run into my ex today.
I was. I really, really was....

I want to give her a big hug, and a kiss or two...


....

I don't want this damned head cold going completely to waste.

....

Fun is, where you find it.

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02-04-2015, 12:10 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I was. I really, really was....

I want to give her a big hug, and a kiss or two...


....

I don't want this damned head cold going completely to waste.

....

Fun is, where you find it.

well at least you said "run into" and not "run over". Tongue

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02-04-2015, 12:12 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
Laugh out load You're evil.


My ex is coming over tonight.

I'm cooking. And I shaved. And I'm gonna look hot. Not that he's gonna find out I shaved...unless we start drinking during our finance meeting. Unsure

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02-04-2015, 12:17 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Laugh out load You're evil.


My ex is coming over tonight.

I'm cooking. And I shaved. And I'm gonna look hot. Not that he's gonna find out I shaved...unless we start drinking during our finance meeting. Unsure

or unless he follows you around the internet seeing what you're posting.......

...

(did you clear your history every day??? ))

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02-04-2015, 12:34 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  And I shaved. And I'm gonna look hot.

Blink

Blink

Unsure

Drooling

No

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02-04-2015, 12:38 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:17 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 12:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Laugh out load You're evil.


My ex is coming over tonight.

I'm cooking. And I shaved. And I'm gonna look hot. Not that he's gonna find out I shaved...unless we start drinking during our finance meeting. Unsure

or unless he follows you around the internet seeing what you're posting.......

...

(did you clear your history every day??? ))

If he follows me on here, he's a damn good actor. He'd be too afraid to read anything on this site and shake his faith.

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02-04-2015, 02:36 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:38 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 12:17 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  or unless he follows you around the internet seeing what you're posting.......

...

(did you clear your history every day??? ))

If he follows me on here, he's a damn good actor. He'd be too afraid to read anything on this site and shake his faith.
Never underestimate what a man will do if sufficiently smitten....

I've seen guys go to some ridiculous lengths to "keep their woman"...

like the dumbasses think they "owned" her in the first place....


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02-04-2015, 03:25 PM
RE: I was hoping to run into my ex today.
(02-04-2015 12:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Laugh out load You're evil.


My ex is coming over tonight.

I'm cooking. And I shaved. And I'm gonna look hot. Not that he's gonna find out I shaved...unless we start drinking during our finance meeting. Unsure

I still haven't decided if this kind of thing is ALWAYS a bad idea... Or only when one party is certifiably insane.

...Finance meetings I mean.
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