I was the obvious target... :D
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01-12-2012, 02:36 AM
I was the obvious target... :D
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Got a tract stuffed in my helmet tonight. Thought it was funny, since I ride the iconic hooligan bike and was parked near all the bars, so obviously I'm a heathen in need of saving!

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01-12-2012, 02:41 AM
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Evangelism 101...Use lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!

Adv. Evang. 201...Turn your tract into a creepy chain-letter by telling the reader that YOU HAVE JUST BEEN WARNED WHEN YOU READ THIS AND NOW YOU ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!!
It's really like something out of a really bad horror movie!

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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01-12-2012, 02:42 AM
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Yeah, thanks dude! Why'd you go and tell me if I would have been scott-free otherwise? Oh wait, tithes...

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01-12-2012, 02:47 AM
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OH MY GOSH THE TRUTH!!!!!! URGENT TRUTH! Not JUST truth!!!!!!!! But, URGENT!!!!! AND NOW!!!!!! Later is TOO LATE!!!! TIME IS RELEVANT EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT!!!!


I love how it's all THERE IS A HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and not, THERE IS A HEAVEN!!!!!!


Because, you know, we gotta break them before we build 'em back up. There's an order to this madness.




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01-12-2012, 02:50 AM
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(01-12-2012 02:47 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  OH MY GOSH THE TRUTH!!!!!! URGENT TRUTH! Not JUST truth!!!!!!!! But, URGENT!!!!! AND NOW!!!!!! Later is TOO LATE!!!! TIME IS RELEVANT EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT!!!!


I love how it's all THERE IS A HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and not, THERE IS A HEAVEN!!!!!!

Because, you know, we gotta break them before we build 'em back up. There's an order to this madness.


! <------ one more.
Well said, Daisy. Thumbsup

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01-12-2012, 03:51 AM
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OMG LADY JANE IS RIGHT!!!!!WE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR ANSWERS AND EVIDENCE WHEN ALL WE NEEDED TO DO WAS TYPE IN CAPS. LOOK!!!! [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7Mv8ErkXxlfiN9SYnAp-...D2HV4xpjsw] <- I FOUND JESUS HIDING IN THE CAPS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!! TAG, JESUS. YOU'RE IT!!!!!!
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01-12-2012, 05:19 AM
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01-12-2012, 05:48 AM
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Well hot damn...at least Chick tracts have pictures!

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01-12-2012, 06:13 AM
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I never heard that Babble quote before : "Here is the deal" (says God).
If there are lots of ways to get to hell, I only know a few so far.
Sounds like I have a whole lot more fun in store, to try out the rest of them. Yes

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