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22-09-2014, 02:50 PM
IMAGINE
Atothetheist taking a shit, and I'm watching him. I say "That's a big one. I'm so proud of you honey." He looks up at me, "I think I'm gonna be okay." he says. I hold his hand gently, and squeeze it with just the right amount of encouragement. I stoke his hair gently and whisper "Push."

Tears begin to stream from his eyes. I tenderly wipe them away with my thumb. Finally, he sighs with relief. I look him in the eyes and say "You done?" with a soft smirk. He mutters "Yes." and then I punch him in the face.

"Woah! What... what was that for?" he asks in a shocked tone, placing his hand over his cheek, and then I say "Don't shit in a woman's presence."

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22-09-2014, 02:52 PM
RE: IMAGINE
You have serious issues.

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22-09-2014, 02:53 PM
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(22-09-2014 02:52 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  You have serious issues.

Thank you. I try my best.
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22-09-2014, 03:02 PM
RE: IMAGINE
WTF AMBER?!

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22-09-2014, 03:02 PM
RE: IMAGINE
So...he writes you a poem, and you share a bizarre bathroom fantasy...

Sounds like it's time for the two of you to start picking out China patterns.

Shocking

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22-09-2014, 03:04 PM
RE: IMAGINE
Worse thing is: She read it out to me over skype. It was worse when read outloud.

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22-09-2014, 03:07 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 03:04 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Worse thing is: She read it out to me over skype. It was worse when read outloud.

Me: "Imagine. Atothetheist taking a shit, and I'm watching him."

Ato: "Ok, stop right there. What the fuck?"
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22-09-2014, 03:12 PM
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(22-09-2014 03:07 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 03:04 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Worse thing is: She read it out to me over skype. It was worse when read outloud.

Me: "Imagine. Atothetheist taking a shit, and I'm watching him."

Ato: "Ok, stop right there. What the fuck?"

Thats the standard reaction to that type of thing. Drinking Beverage and Can_Of_Beans.... My poem is way more romantic than this!

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22-09-2014, 03:20 PM
RE: IMAGINE
So you guys like scat? Now I see why you guys connected so well.

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22-09-2014, 03:31 PM
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(22-09-2014 03:20 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  So you guys like scat? Now I see why you guys connected so well.

Nope. She likes shit.... Which is actually an insult to me.

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