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22-09-2014, 05:09 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 05:06 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:05 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Bad pun in coming:

What do cow strippers get paid in?

MOO-la.

HAHAHAHAHA



Seriously guys, that was funny!

I hope ferd spanks you tonight.Dodgy

He probably does too.

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22-09-2014, 05:14 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 05:09 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:06 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  I hope ferd spanks you tonight.Dodgy

He probably does too.

No. Ain't no one touching my ass. Tongue

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22-09-2014, 05:17 PM (This post was last modified: 22-09-2014 05:25 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: IMAGINE
I was peacefully eating snickers bites before I read the OP Dodgy
No more hungry! Thanks, Ferdi Tongue

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22-09-2014, 05:22 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 05:14 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:09 PM)Anjele Wrote:  He probably does too.

No. Ain't no one touching my ass. Tongue

I bet ferd uses your ass for here pseudo penis. You guys are a spotted hyena couple

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22-09-2014, 05:31 PM
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(22-09-2014 04:49 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 04:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  And to think Ferdi had the nerve to say I post the strangest gifs. I think a pole dancing cow is less strange than the OP. Maybe it's a 'Bama thing... Consider

Maybe an inbred thing Laughat.

(22-09-2014 04:51 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 04:49 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Maybe an inbred thing Laughat.

Maybe doesn't even factor in - it's 'Bama after all.

Dodgy Heart

(22-09-2014 05:03 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:02 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  How much do cow strippers get paid?

Depends on how well they can mooooooove.

stop

(22-09-2014 05:05 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:02 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  How much do cow strippers get paid?

Bad pun in coming:

What do cow strippers get paid in?

MOO-la.

HAHAHAHAHA



Seriously guys, that was funny!

STOP

(22-09-2014 05:06 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:05 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Bad pun in coming:

What do cow strippers get paid in?

MOO-la.

HAHAHAHAHA



Seriously guys, that was funny!

I hope ferd spanks you tonight.Dodgy

Shy

(22-09-2014 05:14 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:09 PM)Anjele Wrote:  He probably does too.

No. Ain't no one touching my ass. Tongue

You say that, but I'm not actually going to abide by that.

(22-09-2014 05:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I was peacefully eating snickers bites before I read the OP Dodgy
No more hungry! Thanks, Ferdi Tongue

You're welcome, bitch.

(22-09-2014 05:22 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 05:14 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  No. Ain't no one touching my ass. Tongue

I bet ferd uses your ass for here pseudo penis. You guys are a spotted hyena couple

Of course.
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23-09-2014, 04:44 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 03:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(22-09-2014 03:38 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Good. I've always wanted to have a conversation with a talking piece of shit.

Go talk to WickedClown or Taq then.

This is seriously inaccurate. I had my issues with Taq, but he is far far above Wicked Clown. And comparing Wicked Clown to a piece of shit is a grievous insult to the piece of shit.
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23-09-2014, 04:46 PM
RE: IMAGINE
Also, this whole thread reminds me of an Edward Abbey quote: "God shat on the earth and called it Mississippi." I know, wrong state, but it still seems somehow appropriate.
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23-09-2014, 07:50 PM
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Not ALL of Alabama is inbred, thank you very much. Not one part of my family tree is unforked. I don't know about once it's traced back to Ireland, Scotland, England, the Cherokee Nation, and France, but that's >200 years ago.

Can't speak for Ferdy, but Alabama DID give you guys ME. Smartass

Back to the OP - sounds like marriage. It's why water closets are nice. People shitting? Meh, no big deal. That's an average day at work.

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23-09-2014, 08:50 PM
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(23-09-2014 07:50 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Can't speak for Ferdy, but Alabama DID give you guys ME. Smartass

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23-09-2014, 09:35 PM
RE: IMAGINE
(22-09-2014 02:50 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Atothetheist taking a shit, and I'm watching him. I say "That's a big one. I'm so proud of you honey." He looks up at me, "I think I'm gonna be okay." he says. I hold his hand gently, and squeeze it with just the right amount of encouragement. I stoke his hair gently and whisper "Push."

Tears begin to stream from his eyes. I tenderly wipe them away with my thumb. Finally, he sighs with relief. I look him in the eyes and say "You done?" with a soft smirk. He mutters "Yes." and then I punch him in the face.

"Woah! What... what was that for?" he asks in a shocked tone, placing his hand over his cheek, and then I say "Don't shit in a woman's presence."

You're welcome.

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