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07-06-2015, 10:36 PM
ISIS / Isalm Forbid Pigeons from Fucking
ISIS bans pigeon breeding - punishable by public flogging - because seeing birds' genitals overhead offends Islam


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08-06-2015, 01:52 AM
RE: ISIS / Isalm Forbid Pigeons from Fucking
New level of idiocy reached. But what else on can expect from these guys?

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08-06-2015, 05:01 AM
RE: ISIS / Isalm Forbid Pigeons from Fucking
And in a related story - 300 pigeons were recently seen sitting on a picture of the Ayatollah, taking a shit....

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08-06-2015, 06:06 AM
ISIS / Isalm Forbid Pigeons from Fucking
When the war on pigeons starts, you know we are in trouble.

So, there's no actual scriptual basis for the ban? It's arisen because a pigeons genitals are offensive to god/Islam/muslims according to the article. I've not studied pigeon penii in much detail but I can't imagine they're impressive even a few feet away let alone flying overhead.

Do they count other birds in the ban or are they purely predujiced against pigeons? I'm not overly keen on the shitty arsed things to be honest but seems tough to be singled out.

And what happens to the wild pigeons, exterminated if they don't bow down to Allah?

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08-06-2015, 06:09 AM
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Gobshite lunatics! No surprise I suppose.

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08-06-2015, 06:31 AM
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Yabut, Daily Mail.

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08-06-2015, 06:35 AM
RE: ISIS / Isalm Forbid Pigeons from Fucking
(08-06-2015 06:06 AM)TubbyTubby Wrote:  When the war on pigeons starts, you know we are in trouble.

So, there's no actual scriptual basis for the ban? It's arisen because a pigeons genitals are offensive to god/Islam/muslims according to the article. I've not studied pigeon penii in much detail but I can't imagine they're impressive even a few feet away let alone flying overhead.

Do they count other birds in the ban or are they purely predujiced against pigeons? I'm not overly keen on the shitty arsed things to be honest but seems tough to be singled out.

And what happens to the wild pigeons, exterminated if they don't bow down to Allah?

Apparently pigeon breeding is a popular hobby and hobbies(pretty every hobby) distract from worship soo...executions. You'd think all the executions would also be distracting from worship or maybe it is part of it. idk

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08-06-2015, 07:02 AM
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The pigeons are too small for ISIS to fuck so they're just jealous. They want to make pigeon breeding illegal and encourage goat breeding.

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08-06-2015, 07:05 AM
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One of the reasons given were so the women wouldn't see the pigeon genitalia.

You know those pigeon dongs - they get us ladies all hot and bothered. We might even turn to bestiality and leave our husbands to clean the house and change the diapers of our rape babies that were produced by our arranged marriages.

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08-06-2015, 08:57 AM
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Bakala Mohammed Jihad, nothing new to me.



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