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19-04-2014, 09:47 PM
IT BURNS!!!
I'm at my parents house for easter, I already had three religious arguments with them, today my dad came back with a bottle of holy water from mass and sprinkled me while I was making dinner.

I don't know why he did such thing, but it burned a little Evil_monster

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19-04-2014, 09:49 PM
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(19-04-2014 09:47 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I'm at my parents house for easter, I already had three religious arguments with them, today my dad came back with a bottle of holy water from mass and sprinkled me while I was making dinner.

I don't know why he did such thing, but it burned a little Evil_monster

Holy water taste great. A real demon can enjoy the taste of holy things. Evil_monster

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19-04-2014, 09:50 PM
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(19-04-2014 09:47 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I'm at my parents house for easter, I already had three religious arguments with them, today my dad came back with a bottle of holy water from mass and sprinkled me while I was making dinner.

I don't know why he did such thing, but it burned a little Evil_monster

Man, the situation is funny, but the feelings/implications of it are not.

That sucks.

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19-04-2014, 09:51 PM
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http://abcnews.go.com/Health/study-holy-...d=20257722

Hope none of that got on your food while you were cooking....
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19-04-2014, 09:51 PM
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(19-04-2014 09:50 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(19-04-2014 09:47 PM)nach_in Wrote:  I'm at my parents house for easter, I already had three religious arguments with them, today my dad came back with a bottle of holy water from mass and sprinkled me while I was making dinner.

I don't know why he did such thing, but it burned a little Evil_monster

Man, the situation is funny, but the feelings/implications of it are not.

That sucks.

it's kind of tragicomic, it kind of hurts their whole "praise the lord" attitude, but it's funny how absurd they can get... WeepingLaughatHobo

My mom told me yesterday "I know that you're hurting, because you're away from god"... I barely managed to not laugh Tongue

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19-04-2014, 09:57 PM
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Holy shit!

You poor bastard! This is something to which I simply cannot relate.

I would have told them to go fuck themselves and left.

Why are you there???

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19-04-2014, 09:59 PM (This post was last modified: 19-04-2014 10:09 PM by Full Circle.)
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(19-04-2014 09:51 PM)nach_in Wrote:  
(19-04-2014 09:50 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Man, the situation is funny, but the feelings/implications of it are not.

That sucks.

it's kind of tragicomic, it kind of hurts their whole "praise the lord" attitude, but it's funny how absurd they can get... WeepingLaughatHobo

My mom told me yesterday "I know that you're hurting, because you're away from god"... I barely managed to not laugh Tongue

We must be brothers because you are describing my/our parents.

BTW did the holy water leave a mark? Laugh out load

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19-04-2014, 10:06 PM
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Oh Easter. Such a special time of year. Your parents love you, Nach_in. My mom is the same way. Lately it's "Baptist the kids at least! It's 'just water'!" Oh, really mom? That's what you think, eh?
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19-04-2014, 10:07 PM
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(19-04-2014 09:51 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  http://abcnews.go.com/Health/study-holy-...d=20257722

Hope none of that got on your food while you were cooking....

Ewww... and that damn cup of wine! How many years, once a week.... Facepalm
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19-04-2014, 10:08 PM
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I'd lose my shit if my parents tried to sprinkle holy water on me Facepalm

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