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10-07-2012, 06:12 PM
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I love you guys.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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10-07-2012, 06:29 PM
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(10-07-2012 06:08 PM)aurora Wrote:  
(10-07-2012 06:03 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I suppose we should check in with our bovine prophet for the real answer.
You sure you're an atheist? Wasn't god in favour of bestiality? Wink

I don't think god ever favored Beastiality. But the Bible does say that if you fuck animals you should get stoned afterward. Hell I would have to be pretty stoned before to make that happen.

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10-07-2012, 06:32 PM
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Ooo, Erx, you gotta start a thread listing all the things the bible says you need to get stoned for!

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10-07-2012, 06:43 PM
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(10-07-2012 06:29 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(10-07-2012 06:08 PM)aurora Wrote:  You sure you're an atheist? Wasn't god in favour of bestiality? Wink

I don't think god ever favored Beastiality. But the Bible does say that if you fuck animals you should get stoned afterward. Hell I would have to be pretty stoned before to make that happen.
I'd have to be dead to perform those sorts of acts! *spew smiley again*!

I thought the spelling was beastiality and then I looked it up and it says bestiality....but that doesn't look right Consider

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10-07-2012, 07:14 PM
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(10-07-2012 06:43 PM)aurora Wrote:  I thought the spelling was beastiality and then I looked it up and it says bestiality....but that doesn't look right Consider

It's not supposed to. Big Grin

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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10-07-2012, 07:18 PM
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(10-07-2012 07:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(10-07-2012 06:43 PM)aurora Wrote:  I thought the spelling was beastiality and then I looked it up and it says bestiality....but that doesn't look right Consider

It's not supposed to. Big Grin
Lol, it doesn't feel right either *spew again*

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10-07-2012, 07:19 PM
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I greet them at the door with my 44 mag in my hand. I tell them never come back again. Funny they never knock on my door till I move.

History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a
free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their
political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their
own purpose. ~ Thomas Jefferson
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10-07-2012, 07:53 PM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012 08:02 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(10-07-2012 07:19 PM)N.E.OhioAtheist Wrote:  I greet them at the door with my 44 mag in my hand. I tell them never come back again. Funny they never knock on my door till I move.

I greet them at the door in my fundoshi and invite them in for tea. No takers yet even though I have some excellent tea.

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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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10-07-2012, 07:57 PM
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I invite them to come in and admire the painting of Christopher Hitchens in the front of my living room.

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10-07-2012, 08:09 PM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012 08:13 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
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I just tell them I'm disfellowshipped. They turn white and actually back away two or more steps. It's like kryptonite to them.

If you ever want to try it on a french speaking Witness, just point to yourself and say 'exclu'.

I'm surprised she didn't fully present the pamphlet to you regardless if you understood what she said.
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