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04-04-2012, 12:12 PM
If I could...
Genie gives you three wishes, but they all have to pertain to self improvement.

You have to already have the ability or skill in order to improve it.

That only means that you can't give yourself something you don't already have, like extra arms, or money or super powers.

And you only get three.

For me, my first wish would be to increase my propensity for learning.
My second would be to Increase finger dexterity.
My third would be to increase my muscle memory.

Then I could easily rock out on guitar like a maniac.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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04-04-2012, 12:17 PM
RE: If I could...
Better metabolism
Strengthen my bones and joints
Can I not ask for my hormonal structure to be a bit less confused? I'd like to live happily without the need for outside hormones.
If I can't have my genitalia a bit more conformed to what I need then I at least want the scar from surgery gone so I don't hurt down there.

I'm not a non believer, I believe in the possibility of anything. I just don't let the actuality of something be determined by a 3rd party.
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04-04-2012, 12:28 PM
RE: If I could...
Just soooooo tempting to say; smaller knob! But I won't, cos that would be rude

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04-04-2012, 01:47 PM
RE: If I could...
I only wish for one thing

The resilience I had back when I was 21...

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04-04-2012, 04:05 PM
RE: If I could...
Musical talent.
Brains.
A girlfriend.
Word.

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04-04-2012, 05:28 PM
RE: If I could...
(04-04-2012 12:28 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Just soooooo tempting to say; smaller knob! But I won't, cos that would be rude
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis Weeping

Id wish for better senses (smell,taste, sight, hearing)
Photographic memory.
Ultimate immune system.

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The things you want to change will usually stay that way
The promises you break outweigh the ones you keep.
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04-04-2012, 05:31 PM
RE: If I could...
Photographic memory is really good.

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06-04-2012, 02:26 AM
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(04-04-2012 12:12 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Genie gives you three wishes, but they all have to pertain to self improvement.

First wish is to not give a shit.
Second wish is to give a shit even less.
Third wish is to have never even given a shit in the first place.

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06-04-2012, 02:36 AM
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Superhuman increase in the left hemisphere of the brain
Biological immunity (immortality, let's call it that)
Unlimited brain capacity
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06-04-2012, 02:54 AM
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(04-04-2012 05:28 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(04-04-2012 12:28 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Just soooooo tempting to say; smaller knob! But I won't, cos that would be rude

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis Weeping

Id wish for better senses (smell,taste, sight, hearing)
Photographic memory.
Ultimate immune system.


Damn you, Bemore!

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