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28-05-2015, 05:08 PM
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First, I would call in wealthy and never go back to work again. Thumbsup

I would pay off all debt and hire a general contractor to do lots of stuff around the house, yard, and pool. Yes

File for divorce. Maybe that would be first... Consider

Set up a college trusts for the grandkids.

Then come and go as I please, when I please, and for as long as I please. I may even buy a small RV and train the critters to enjoy the ride. Big Grin

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28-05-2015, 05:11 PM
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(28-05-2015 05:08 PM)Anjele Wrote:  First, I would call in wealthy and never go back to work again. Thumbsup

I would pay off all debt and hire a general contractor to do lots of stuff around the house, yard, and pool. Yes

File for divorce. Maybe that would be first... Consider

Set up a college trusts for the grandkids.

Then come and go as I please, when I please, and for as long as I please. I may even buy a small RV and train the critters to enjoy the ride. Big Grin

Need a driver? Big Grin
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28-05-2015, 05:12 PM
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(28-05-2015 05:11 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(28-05-2015 05:08 PM)Anjele Wrote:  First, I would call in wealthy and never go back to work again. Thumbsup

I would pay off all debt and hire a general contractor to do lots of stuff around the house, yard, and pool. Yes

File for divorce. Maybe that would be first... Consider

Set up a college trusts for the grandkids.

Then come and go as I please, when I please, and for as long as I please. I may even buy a small RV and train the critters to enjoy the ride. Big Grin

Need a driver? Big Grin

Probably, I struggle with reverse in a car. Sadcryface

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28-05-2015, 05:15 PM
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(28-05-2015 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(28-05-2015 05:11 PM)pablo Wrote:  Need a driver? Big Grin

Probably, I struggle with reverse in a car. Sadcryface

My epilepsy will keep it interesting. Laugh out load
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28-05-2015, 05:16 PM
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(28-05-2015 05:15 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(28-05-2015 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Probably, I struggle with reverse in a car. Sadcryface

My epilepsy will keep it interesting. Laugh out load

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28-05-2015, 05:37 PM
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I'd give it away because my wife and I have just the right amount of money already. I would be sure to give a lot to Dance's husband to support his Shakespearean Theatre.
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28-05-2015, 05:57 PM
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(28-05-2015 12:53 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'd hire someone to sleep in late for me.....

I'd hire someone to sleep in late with me...

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28-05-2015, 06:06 PM
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I would buy an adult sized potty and pay people to put their head under it while I poop.
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28-05-2015, 06:19 PM
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(28-05-2015 06:06 PM)KUSA Wrote:  I would buy an adult sized potty and pay people to put their head under it while I poop.

Did that sound funny as you were typing it?
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28-05-2015, 06:44 PM
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(28-05-2015 06:19 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(28-05-2015 06:06 PM)KUSA Wrote:  I would buy an adult sized potty and pay people to put their head under it while I poop.

Did that sound funny as you were typing it?

No, I was trying to type it with one hand while I masturbated with the other. No funny stuff was going on.
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