If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
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26-06-2012, 02:07 PM (This post was last modified: 26-06-2012 02:15 PM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
Leave it to Bill Maher to run this one. But it's true. Even Jesus of Nazareth couldn't survive the morass of hillbilly batshit that is the modern conservative movement.




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26-06-2012, 02:08 PM
RE: If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
(26-06-2012 02:07 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Leave it to Bill Maher to run this one. But it's true. Even Jesus of Nazareth couldn't survive the morass of hillbilly batshit that is the modern conservative movement.

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He was all for capitalism and free markets I'm sure.

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26-06-2012, 08:43 PM
RE: If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
(26-06-2012 02:07 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Leave it to Bill Maher to run this one. But it's true. Even Jesus of Nazareth couldn't survive the morass of hillbilly batshit that is the modern conservative movement.



I was rolling at this. Thank you.

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26-06-2012, 09:23 PM
RE: If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
That's funny.
Makes you sort of think though doesn't it, highly religious people are mostly conservative but Jesus does very much seem like he would be very liberal.

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29-06-2012, 12:09 AM
RE: If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
It's kind of hard to base your life around the bible when the old testament was a giant list of offenses

punishable by death and irrational commandments (no mixing of wool and linen?), and stories about
rape, war, murder, and violence and the new testament was about this dude who hated the rich and
lived among the poor and promoted peace and love. You wonder why the religious right live by double
standards and sound completely insane.
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