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30-12-2014, 10:49 AM
RE: If Jesus revealed himself to me
If Jesus revealed himself to me...

... I'd facepalm and tell him to button his trench coat back up.
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30-12-2014, 01:07 PM
RE: If Jesus revealed himself to me
(30-12-2014 03:17 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  One thing that struck me last night was that...

If Jesus had revealed himself in front of me and said "Here I am, I'm real after all!", I would turn fking nuts and insane from panic attacks thinking: "....I'm gonna live forever and ever and ever, and I won't be able to escape...".

Do you think Christians ever think that it is FOREVVVEER?

I know that when I was a christian, I only thought of it as a second life without thnking about how long it would be...

There was one night though, when I suddenly thought of it while I was a christian, and I remember it being a scary thought.

Did you (those who are or were christians in here) ever worry about the prison that is eternity?

can you explain in detail about that night, I never had that happen to me when I was a christian
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30-12-2014, 01:34 PM
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(30-12-2014 10:49 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  If Jesus revealed himself to me...

... I'd facepalm and tell him to button his trench coat back up.


Jesus Christ, Jesus. Button your god damned coat up. A little too cold for ya, huh?

Ick


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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-12-2014, 01:40 PM
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(30-12-2014 08:17 AM)gofish! Wrote:  
(30-12-2014 08:08 AM)Chas Wrote:  The holes in the hands? Consider

Yeah, that worked out really well in an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

"I'm the grrrreat Cornholio!"

Go to 8:14 to cut to the chase....




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30-12-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: If Jesus revealed himself to me
If jesus appeared before me I'd have Darth Vader cut his head off with a light saber.

My mind deals with zombies rather effectively

Then I would mentally put his head on a pike for all to see, carrying it with me everywhere I go

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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30-12-2014, 07:16 PM
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(30-12-2014 01:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(30-12-2014 10:49 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  If Jesus revealed himself to me...

... I'd facepalm and tell him to button his trench coat back up.


Jesus Christ, Jesus. Button your god damned coat up. A little too cold for ya, huh?

Ick


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