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28-03-2015, 07:45 PM
If Ken Ham......
...built a real seaworthy arc in a shipyard with a handful of people using bronze-age technology, and then managed to somehow roundup all the "kinds of animals" and their food (including elephants and kangaroos) and then launched and floated the thing around the ocean for a year without losing one animal...
...That would get my attention...

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28-03-2015, 07:49 PM
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If he was honest he would not be a creationist

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28-03-2015, 07:50 PM
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(28-03-2015 07:45 PM)church_organ Wrote:  ...built a real seaworthy arc in a shipyard with a handful of people using bronze-age technology, and then managed to somehow roundup all the "kinds of animals" and their food (including elephants and kangaroos) and then launched and floated the thing around the ocean for a year without losing one animal...
...That would get my attention...

He has to follow one rule- the captain goes down with his ship.

Ok, another rule- he needs to do this after his 600th birthday. Laughat

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28-03-2015, 08:00 PM
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(28-03-2015 07:50 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 07:45 PM)church_organ Wrote:  ...built a real seaworthy arc in a shipyard with a handful of people using bronze-age technology, and then managed to somehow roundup all the "kinds of animals" and their food (including elephants and kangaroos) and then launched and floated the thing around the ocean for a year without losing one animal...
...That would get my attention...

He has to follow one rule- the captain goes down with his ship.

Ok, another rule- he needs to do this after his 600th birthday. Laughat

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28-03-2015, 09:41 PM
RE: If Ken Ham......
What makes you think Noah didn't lose one or more of his animals?

What do think happened to the dinosaurs?

We shouldn't hold Ken to unnecessarily high standards. That wouldn't be fair.

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28-03-2015, 10:28 PM
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(28-03-2015 07:50 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  ... Ok, another rule - he needs to do this after his 600th birthday.

Not before he fathers three sons after his 500th birthday. First things first. Tongue
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28-03-2015, 11:21 PM
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(28-03-2015 10:28 PM)Airportkid Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 07:50 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  ... Ok, another rule - he needs to do this after his 600th birthday.

Not before he fathers three sons after his 500th birthday. First things first. Tongue

Well Ham is the son of Noah so that means he is fairly old already.

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29-03-2015, 05:11 AM
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Interesting, isn't it - the repulsive Ken Ham will probably go down in history as being responsible for the only boat in the world to sink without trace on dry land.

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29-03-2015, 05:17 AM
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Another rule! The ship has to sail through every single hurricane and extreme weather condition it can!


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29-03-2015, 05:35 AM
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Stop it! I'm getting flashbacks of Waterworld!
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