If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
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26-02-2015, 06:25 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 06:21 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 06:12 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Exactly. The bible originally being written in English is also a dead give away

Good point. Consider

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26-02-2015, 06:25 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(23-02-2015 01:55 PM)Nurse Wrote:  ...
I had fun telling everyone on the unit that my patient's shit was a religious experience.

Holy crap!

I needed that.

Good story. Big Grin

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26-02-2015, 07:29 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 06:12 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 06:05 AM)Chas Wrote:  God likes Whitey - the proof is that Jesus was white. Thumbsup

Exactly. The bible originally being written in English is also a dead give away

I once had a Southern Baptist tell me "If the bible was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for ME!"

I'm quite sure she was serious, as she had no observable sense of humor.

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26-02-2015, 09:57 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 07:29 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 06:12 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Exactly. The bible originally being written in English is also a dead give away

I once had a Southern Baptist tell me "If the bible was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for ME!"

I'm quite sure she was serious, as she had no observable sense of humor.

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I heard Jesus was an avid reader of the bible back in the day.
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26-02-2015, 10:00 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 09:57 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 07:29 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I once had a Southern Baptist tell me "If the bible was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for ME!"

I'm quite sure she was serious, as she had no observable sense of humor.

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I heard Jesus was an avid reader of the bible back in the day.

Do tell...................

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26-02-2015, 10:00 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 09:57 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  I heard Jesus was an avid reader of the bible back in the day.

I'm kind of surprised so many Christians liked Mel Gibson's snuff film about Jesus given that he didn't have him speaking English. It obviously wasn't accurate.

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26-02-2015, 10:02 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
Wasn't Noah also white in the film?
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26-02-2015, 11:10 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(25-02-2015 01:12 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(25-02-2015 10:40 AM)Airportkid Wrote:  I think you'd see the humor if he'd thanked Elvis for letting him poop.

It'd've been less funny if he thanked Nurse, or thanked his doctor, as they were the ones who actually helped, not Elvis, or a god, or Santa Claus, or a demon, or an angel, or the Bilderbergs.

Rolleyes What can I say, I'm a shitty person with a shitty job and a shitty sense of humor. And no, he never once thanked me. Instead spouted off about how doctors don't know anything. Right.

No, I get it. It can be frustrating to hear that there are powers beyond doctors--or that doctors are human and make mistakes at times.

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26-02-2015, 11:11 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 06:25 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 06:21 AM)Chas Wrote:  Good point. Consider

The pics don't lie:

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Jesus became a dark-skinned Jew for our sin--right in the middle of the color scale of skin types...

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26-02-2015, 11:15 AM
RE: If Prayer Worked, Science Wouldn't
(26-02-2015 11:11 AM)The Q Continuum Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 06:25 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  The pics don't lie:

[Image: Jesus-became-a-white-guy.jpg]

Jesus became a dark-skinned Jew for our sin--right in the middle of the color scale of skin types...

And you know this HOW????

Odds are a guy from that time/area would look more like Yassar Arafat than Brad Pitt...... With bad teeth......

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