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06-05-2015, 04:34 PM
If it's got tits or wheels.....
"You'll have problems with it"...

so the old saying goes.

I'd like to add to it -- if it has an ENGINE - you'll have twice as many problems.

....

Evidence provided. -- My push lawnmower died. Big deal you say -- well -- I've had a longer relationship with that mower than any woman I've ever lived with - including my mother....

A JC Penny's 20 inch Lawnboy self propelled --- two stroke engine -- it ran PERFECTLY for over 40 years..... This year it finally overheated and scored up the cylinder.

So it needed replacing.. I got online, checked Craigslist - did some online shopping -- and finally ended up saying screw it -- and went to Wal-Mart and bought one of their self propelled mowers... Works fine.

I'd seriously considered electric -- as motors need less maintenance than engines......

Which got me to thinking --- how damned many engines do I have???????

5 Saturn SC2
1 AM General DJ5 (mail jeep)
1 Triumph Motorcycle
1 Honda Fourtrax (quad)
1 Arctic Cat snowmobile
1 generator
1 power washer
1 rider lawn mower
1 push mower
1 table saw with a 3hp Briggs (for cutting firewood for syrup -- small stuff)

I'm not even counting spare motors (for bike and car)

14 engines..........

Shit......

If the gas runs out, I guess I'm fucked...

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06-05-2015, 05:05 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
And how many tits do you have?

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06-05-2015, 05:15 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
two -- useless as they are.......

Same as any other dude......

The good part -- they're far smaller than my SO's.....

That's one competition I'm happy to lose....

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06-05-2015, 05:46 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 05:15 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  two -- useless as they are.......

Same as any other dude......

The good part -- they're far smaller than my SO's.....

That's one competition I'm happy to lose....

Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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06-05-2015, 05:56 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 05:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...

Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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That truth is hard to handle.

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06-05-2015, 05:57 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 05:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-05-2015 05:15 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  two -- useless as they are.......

Same as any other dude......

The good part -- they're far smaller than my SO's.....

That's one competition I'm happy to lose....

Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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My delicate eyes are burning!

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06-05-2015, 06:02 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 05:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-05-2015 05:15 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  two -- useless as they are.......

Same as any other dude......

The good part -- they're far smaller than my SO's.....

That's one competition I'm happy to lose....

Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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Pretty unlikely...

She's ..........

Very obviously a she -- even from 2 degrees off stern....... Big Grin

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06-05-2015, 06:38 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 06:02 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(06-05-2015 05:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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Pretty unlikely...

She's ..........

Very obviously a she -- even from 2 degrees off stern....... Big Grin

Your point?

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06-05-2015, 07:38 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 06:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Your point?

God damnit Girly, just when I thought it couldn't get worse Weeping

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06-05-2015, 07:44 PM
RE: If it's got tits or wheels.....
(06-05-2015 05:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-05-2015 05:15 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  two -- useless as they are.......

Same as any other dude......

The good part -- they're far smaller than my SO's.....

That's one competition I'm happy to lose....

Wait for it, you'll be a winner yet.

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Some things you just can't unsee....
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