If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
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04-03-2015, 09:00 PM
If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Simple question.
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04-03-2015, 09:35 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Notches on the head-board.

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04-03-2015, 09:36 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
(04-03-2015 09:35 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Notches on the head-board.

Angel

I would think by now your headboard would have been reduced to sawdust. Wink

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04-03-2015, 10:23 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
(04-03-2015 09:35 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Notches on the head-board.

Angel

Must be a huge head-board.

Do you have a velvet rope and "now serving" sign with, obligatory turnstile?


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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05-03-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Biggest win
Biggest loss
Biggest mistake

Best sex
Best BJ

Most embarrassing moment
Proudest moment

Best day
Worst day


Happiest moment
Saddest moment

Worst thing you ever put in your mouth
Best thing you ever put in your mouth

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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05-03-2015, 01:30 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
(05-03-2015 01:24 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Biggest win
Biggest loss
Biggest mistake

Best sex
Best BJ

Most embarrassing moment
Proudest moment

Best day
Worst day


Happiest moment
Saddest moment

Worst thing you ever put in your mouth
Best thing you ever put in your mouth

Many of those overlap quite a bit...

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05-03-2015, 01:35 PM
If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Netflix marathon award.

Coolest mistake you did in front of a crowd and they like it.

Not getting hand/finger stuck somewhere again award.

Most snooze pushes in the morning award.
(Without getting fired)
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05-03-2015, 02:13 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Victory lap award - so not ashamed walk of shame after a one night stand

You's a ho award - went to bed with a 10 and woke up with a 2

Strut that stuff, gurl/boi award - best shape

Epic facepalm award- most embarrassing moment

Emmy award - best lie you ever got away with

You sure your dog's not a cop? award - most stoned

Porcelain throne award - drank waaay too much

@dhj$skdjpidj& award - best sex ever

Deep throat award - best BJ

Oh shit! award - near death experience

Stretch mark award - first kid

Grammy award - karaoke night

Carmen Sandiego award - first intercontinental experience

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05-03-2015, 02:20 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
Marathon - successfully complete 42 laps of the sun.

Always room for one more - add a child to the (massively overpopulated) world
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05-03-2015, 02:25 PM
RE: If life had achievements/trophies, what would they be?
(05-03-2015 01:24 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Biggest win
Biggest loss
Biggest mistake

Best sex
Best BJ

Most embarrassing moment
Proudest moment

Best day
Worst day


Happiest moment
Saddest moment

Worst thing you ever put in your mouth
Best thing you ever put in your mouth

I've NEVER received a decent BJ...

Also, wouldn't it be terrible if you're getting ready for bed and the "best day" achievement shows up?

"... This is literally as good as it gets."

Or you've had an unbearably bad or embarrassing day, and nothing pops? "... It gets worse?!"
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