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02-07-2015, 10:00 AM
If men get 72 virgin girls then what would girls get? 72 virgin males?
Instead of a virgin I'd be asking Allah for a seasoned whore.
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02-07-2015, 10:20 AM
RE: If men get 72 virgin girls then what would girls get? 72 virgin males?
Don't know much about what happens to muslim women when they go to heaven but if it's anything like what they experience in life they probably scrub gods floors , tote water, cook, have more babies and basically do all the shit work in the afterlife so the men are more comfy and god's ego is totally stoked.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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02-07-2015, 10:33 AM
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(02-07-2015 08:49 AM)faisal6309 Wrote:  I have asked this to many religious people but no one's answer satisfied me yet. What would girls get? 72 virgin males? Heaven would be a big porn industry for deities then!
One man even said that people's desire for sex would end after entering heaven. What are then 72 virgin girls are for?

A new burka? That's my guess. Drinking Beverage

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02-07-2015, 11:14 AM
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(02-07-2015 09:01 AM)yakherder Wrote:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri

Though I'm still gonna make fun of Islam and talk shit about the 72 virgins, if for no other reason than to provoke them for the hell of it, the answer is that the Quran doesn't actually mention 72 virgins.

Quote:Among non-Muslims, the concept of the houri received wide publicity as "virgins" (most usually 72 in number for each shahid) promised as a reward to Muslim shahids (martyrs), after their death. However, contrary to such reports, the Quran states that all believers (not just martyrs, and nowhere either is it said it's just men) who go to Heaven shall be granted the company of more than one houris—explicitly mentioned in the plural, and the number 72 comes from a hadith with a weak chain of narrators (i.e. less than totally reliable), and not the Quran.

Actually they say it is in Hadith. They say prophet himself talked about it.
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02-07-2015, 11:15 AM
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(02-07-2015 09:44 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(02-07-2015 08:49 AM)faisal6309 Wrote:  I have asked this to many religious people but no one's answer satisfied me yet. What would girls get? 72 virgin males? Heaven would be a big porn industry for deities then!
One man even said that people's desire for sex would end after entering heaven. What are then 72 virgin girls are for?

I don't see why virginity is even a factor, if they're in heaven, why would they be having sex with a bunch of people they're not married to? Wouldn't purity be automatic and tightly controlled by Allah? Or is it a massive orgy of rape in heaven?

Because Heaven is said to be the place where there are no restrictions for anyone and whatever you were forced not to do would be allowed in heaven except one i.e. making someone else your god.
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02-07-2015, 11:20 AM
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(02-07-2015 09:03 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  the story goes the virgins turn back into virgins every midnight as well......sounds so made up....like by some horny pervert sex starved idiot from a patriarchal society....oh wait...it was Rolleyes

Eventually they say its their prophet himself Big Grin
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02-07-2015, 10:17 PM
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If we didn't have prostitution, we would probably see much higher figures for adult male virgins in this world. No one wants to talk about the fact that women find most men sexually repulsive, compared with the minority of jerks, cads, bad boys and thugs who scratch women's itches for drama in their relationships. Women only turn to the reserves of the yucky men, reluctantly and without enthusiasm, when they realize that the math doesn't work our for the kinds of men they would really prefer as boyfriends and husbands, hence all the sexless marriages and high divorce rates we see in developed countries.

I have to admit that the catholic church recognized this problem early on when it created a celibate priesthood and celibate monastic orders to provide homes and purposeful lives for society's male sexual rejects. (A famous example: Thomas Aquinas, the fact, unattractive boy in his family whose father sent him to the monastery at the age of 5.) The church showed compassion and valued these men's lives even when women and the dominant men didn't.
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03-07-2015, 02:58 AM
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(02-07-2015 10:17 PM)advancedatheist Wrote:  If we didn't have prostitution, we would probably see much higher figures for adult male virgins in this world. No one wants to talk about the fact that women find most men sexually repulsive, compared with the minority of jerks, cads, bad boys and thugs who scratch women's itches for drama in their relationships. Women only turn to the reserves of the yucky men, reluctantly and without enthusiasm, when they realize that the math doesn't work our for the kinds of men they would really prefer as boyfriends and husbands, hence all the sexless marriages and high divorce rates we see in developed countries.

I have to admit that the catholic church recognized this problem early on when it created a celibate priesthood and celibate monastic orders to provide homes and purposeful lives for society's male sexual rejects. (A famous example: Thomas Aquinas, the fact, unattractive boy in his family whose father sent him to the monastery at the age of 5.) The church showed compassion and valued these men's lives even when women and the dominant men didn't.

That sounds a bit backwards man. Women don't have to "show compassion" for poor "yucky men" - it's their relationship choice whom they go out with. Also you insult all women when you imply that you know the types of men that they are attracted to and that any woman who's in a relationship with someone who doesn't fit your stereotype must have taken that as a reluctant second choice 'cos she couldn't get with a bad boy.

Fuck Rolleyes I'll bet you're one of those Men's Rights nutters.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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03-07-2015, 03:10 AM
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Ugh - fucking 72 virgin males sounds more like hell to me. Although I guess it'd be over in about 72 minutes, so just over an hour of sexual frustration instead of an eternity. Unless the clock turned back at midnight for them, too. Day after day without achieving sexual satisfaction is most definitely he... wait, that's my present life. Weeping

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03-07-2015, 03:12 AM
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(03-07-2015 03:10 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Ugh - fucking 72 virgin males sounds more like hell to me. Although I guess it'd be over in about 72 minutes, so just over an hour of sexual frustration instead of an eternity. Unless the clock turned back at midnight for them, too. Day after day without achieving sexual satisfaction is most definitely he... wait, that's my present life. Weeping

Nurse, if you can't get some then there's no hope for the rest of us! Go forth and fuck! And bring us hope! You're our heroin Heart

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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