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31-05-2012, 10:18 AM
If the God of the Christian bible was real
Let's say the bible turned out to be real, the planet was flat and evolution didn't exist and everything in the bible was 100% fact.
God popped out of the sky to say 'Hi' and slaughter some people.
If you were theist turned atheist, would you turn back?
If you're an atheist and always had been.. would you turn?
If you're an atheist and rebel agaienst god's rule... what would we be called? Since God exists... we wouldn't be called athiests anymore.. what the name for a mortal rejecting gods and attacking them?
If this happend, then black magic would be real, and i'd be hiding(if i could) and summoning awesome stuff... because... why not have fun while i still can...
Also i'd take a little trip to hell and have tea with the devil, you know, thank him for the free will he gave us. Posibly give him a kiss.
What would YOU do?
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31-05-2012, 11:21 AM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
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What would YOU do? Tongue

Get smote. All that would happen.

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31-05-2012, 11:31 AM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
Die a few days after birth? YHWH has a nasty habit of disliking random edits to his creations. I was born without the ability to pee so without a surgery that would keep me out of a jewish cemetery I couldn't survive.

According to the book even if I was allowed a surgery I would've been put to death as a child over many different things that happened.

I'm not a non believer, I believe in the possibility of anything. I just don't let the actuality of something be determined by a 3rd party.
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31-05-2012, 11:42 AM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
ROFL.

Cantor, that's one of the fucking funniest things I've ever seen! I'm choking to death on its delicious absurdity as I laugh uncontrollably lol.

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31-05-2012, 11:45 AM
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God ain't got nuttin' on the raptor cavalry. Wink

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31-05-2012, 12:25 PM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
Yes the only way this game is fun is if some of the parts from the bible aren't accurate. Otherwise I would die as soon as I rejected god. Which I would, unless it made me do otherwise.

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01-06-2012, 10:09 AM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
(31-05-2012 12:25 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Yes the only way this game is fun is if some of the parts from the bible aren't accurate. Otherwise I would die as soon as I rejected god. Which I would, unless it made me do otherwise.
Fair enough! Do what you will then ^_^
But what would we be called if we regect god but knew he was thump'in around? We wouldn't be able to be atheists if the god in question kept showing his face.
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01-06-2012, 10:18 AM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2012 03:11 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
(01-06-2012 10:09 AM)Mizzory Wrote:  Fair enough! Do what you will then ^_^
But what would we be called if we regect god but knew he was thump'in around? We wouldn't be able to be atheists if the god in question kept showing his face.


Ain't no "then".
"Then", (and "gettin' there") assumes your "spiritual evironment" is temporal. If temporal, also spatial, (Relativity). If "then", then "there" ... ain't no spiritual town.
If not, (Dawkins -> Pell), ain't speakin' English.

Maybe stop sittin' at Paschal's one armed bandit, lookin' in da mirror.
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01-06-2012, 10:47 AM
RE: If the God of the Christian bible was real
(31-05-2012 10:18 AM)Mizzory Wrote:  Let's say the bible turned out to be real
But the bible is real, my flatmate owns a few so I've actually seen them with my own eyes!

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01-06-2012, 11:22 AM
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(01-06-2012 10:18 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(01-06-2012 10:09 AM)Mizzory Wrote:  Fair enough! Do what you will then ^_^
But what would we be called if we regect god but knew he was thump'in around? We wouldn't be able to be atheists if the god in question kept showing his face.


Ain't no "then".
"Then", (and "getting there") assumes your "spiritual evironment" is non-temoral. If temporal, also spacial, (Relativity).

Stop sitting at Paschal's one armed bandit.
This went right over my head, what is it your trying to tell me?
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