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07-02-2012, 12:35 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 12:15 PM)TalladegaTom Wrote:  Why this one is easy.
If I HAD to choose, I would make my own one up....and Angel I'M GOD! Angel

Ya'll can worship me as my servants! Call yourselves Tomians or something. I don't really care what you call yourselves, I just need a good pizza maker, brewmaster and bud grower for the most part.
As god, I can pfoof multiples of Eve and of various kinds every day! Talk about good times in my heavenly house! Boing!

I'd have my own ten commandments that would really mean something like, "Thou shalt not wear Bras." That's way better than most of the current ones right there!
Or maybe, "Thou shalt use pizza and beer for all ceremonial activities." or "Thou shalt root for the Chicago Cubs." Just to prove god isn't perfect.
Heck, why even stop at ten?
Whoo hoo! I'm God!

God likes anchovies on pizza btw. Wink

I'll take the bud grower position, so long as I get to be a demi-god or some other kinda cool religous shit.

Really, I'd pick Buddhism as well. Taoism is a strong second.

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07-02-2012, 12:36 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
I can make pizza! I will be the god of pizzas! If you wish to eat a pizza, you must pay homage. The going homage rate is $11 for a large-sized pizza.

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07-02-2012, 12:37 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Eleven bucks is damn cheap for a large holy pizza!

I'll take two!!

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07-02-2012, 12:46 PM (This post was last modified: 07-02-2012 12:50 PM by kineo.)
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Just keep in mind that I'm the god of pizza, but not the god of delivery. You have to get here to get your holy pizzas.

But, they will be blessed pizzas with the option of anchovies at no extra charge.

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07-02-2012, 12:47 PM
 
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 11:21 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...which one would it be and why?

I have! I am an Ordained Dudeist! No shit!
Why? Because some new shit has come to light, man.

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07-02-2012, 12:57 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 11:21 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...which one would it be and why?

Well....if I was actually forced to adopt one then it'd probably be Shintoism or something like that. I find Japanese mythology interesting and some of the shrines and temples look really neat.

But then again I'd be a bad customer because, as with every religion, there are things I do not agree with and simply won't accept.
So I guess I would modify some precepts and such.

OR I could invent Kitty-Katism. A religion that acknowledges the superiority of cats.

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07-02-2012, 12:57 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 12:47 PM)Denicio Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 11:21 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...which one would it be and why?

I have! I am an Ordained Dudeist! No shit!
Why? Because some new shit has come to light, man.

D

How do you become ordained? Is it a lot of work. I mean, if it's a lot of work, I just can't do it man. Goes against my beliefs. I gotta take it easy man.

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07-02-2012, 01:01 PM
 
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07-02-2012, 01:05 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 12:35 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I'll take the bud grower position, so long as I get to be a demi-god or some other kinda cool religous shit.

A-OK by me.
I think I will make every Atheist an "Angel"!
Each of you can have special powers and abilities.
Everyone else....Sorry, you're just not "Chosen".

I certainly don't want my angels working very hard, so pfoof those buds and pfoof those pizzas and pfoof that beer.
It's all heaven all the time in my heaven.

Have one of my Angels pfoof a good time for you today. All you need to do is believe my line of BS* and donate 11 bucks and you're in!

*Note that your salvation is not our real concern. Jesus saves at Citi-Bank. (delivery not included. Some restrictions and miracles do not apply)

It's all in your head, because there is no other place it could be.
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07-02-2012, 01:07 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Pastafarian?! noodles anyone??

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