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07-02-2012, 01:09 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 01:07 PM)k37713 Wrote:  Pastafarian?! noodles anyone??

Does it come with loads of garlic bread and cheese? Ravioli? If so then I'm in.

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07-02-2012, 01:10 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 01:09 PM)Dragon-Wolf Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 01:07 PM)k37713 Wrote:  Pastafarian?! noodles anyone??

Does it come with loads of garlic bread and cheese? Ravioli? If so then I'm in.

My wife is making spaghetti for dinner. Sabbath ya know.

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07-02-2012, 01:10 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 11:21 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...which one would it be and why?

None of the above.

Otherwise, Taoist. Because it's not really a religion.

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07-02-2012, 01:27 PM
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Well that was easy. I didn't even know about that site. Thanks D.



(I am also now ordained, so I guess I've made my choice.)

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07-02-2012, 01:30 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
I'd take kopimism

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07-02-2012, 01:32 PM
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Norse mythology. Then i would terrorbomb the shit out of something or otherwise die in battle so I could go to Valhalla, so I could spend the time until Ragnarok fighting, fucking and and drinking!
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07-02-2012, 01:39 PM
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I have also picked Dudeism. And I am also ordained. According to my certificate I was ordained at birth. Mainly because I misunderstood the field I was filling out. We don't dwell on such things at the church of Dude.

Also... I will be watching this movie tonight. It's been too long. For Donny.

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07-02-2012, 01:41 PM
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I just rolled a big cannon, and wrote, "Take It Easy Man" on the crutch to celebrate. I shall smoke it and watch The Big L tonight.

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07-02-2012, 01:44 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Satanism

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07-02-2012, 02:07 PM
 
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 01:27 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Well that was easy. I didn't even know about that site. Thanks D.



(I am also now ordained, so I guess I've made my choice.)

I have my Certificate of Ordination framed in my recording studio for all to see!

Proud to be a Little Lebowski Urban Achiver!!!

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My biggest Laugh out Loud moments when i first saw that movie is where Maude asks him (about the porno) "You'll never guess what happens next" and The Dude replies "He fixes the cable?"

Too damn funny.


So....while we are all talking about PORN and Lebowski...you guys seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67QXsri9q0
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