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07-02-2012, 07:07 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 06:59 PM)lucradis Wrote:  If I weren't a newly ordained monk in the temple of Dude, me and you would be forced to do battle with headbutts. I would invariably win due in large part to my forehead of steel.

Haha! That's no match for my body of Inertron! You will bow to my fantasticness, oh steel-headed one Wink

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07-02-2012, 07:13 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
If you're gonna believe in "a" god, why not believe in multiple god(s). You could pick which one is punishing you for no damn reason. Fantastic!

So huh..... Greek Mythology

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07-02-2012, 07:18 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
First a question - how long do I need to stay in the religion I pick?
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07-02-2012, 07:26 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Calvinism, 'cause it's just lipstick on a pig nihilism.

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07-02-2012, 08:48 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Stop the presses!

I'm down with the Dude and I shall watch tonight as well. For Donny.

But forget the religion where I get to sleep with the ladies.

I am a convert to The Temple 420!


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07-02-2012, 09:26 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 08:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Stop the presses!

I'm down with the Dude and I shall watch tonight as well. For Donny.

But forget the religion where I get to sleep with the ladies.

I am a convert to The Temple 420!


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"The Fellowship holds Cannabis as a sacrament, as mentioned in both the Old and New Testament."

Anyone got references, book, chapter, verse?

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07-02-2012, 11:16 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 09:26 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 08:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Stop the presses!

I'm down with the Dude and I shall watch tonight as well. For Donny.

But forget the religion where I get to sleep with the ladies.

I am a convert to The Temple 420!


[Image: temple420_0511_connection.jpg]

"The Fellowship holds Cannabis as a sacrament, as mentioned in both the Old and New Testament."

Anyone got references, book, chapter, verse?


That's a Bible Study I wouldn't mind doing!

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07-02-2012, 11:26 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 08:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Stop the presses!

I'm down with the Dude and I shall watch tonight as well. For Donny.

But forget the religion where I get to sleep with the ladies.

I am a convert to The Temple 420!


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...or Rastafarian.

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08-02-2012, 01:22 AM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2012 01:29 AM by confuzedsushi.)
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
If I had knowledge of what I was doing, I'd be a Christian, and inflict the "Atheists/Fags/Etc are going to hell" comments and such upon my non-believers just for a day, before switching back, just so I could try to understand what these bigots think like for once. Or do they think at all?

If I wasn't to know, I'd probably choose Buddhism, although only if I could enjoy the pleasures of women, food, and video games in a timely manner.
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08-02-2012, 01:29 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Quote:"The Fellowship holds Cannabis as a sacrament, as mentioned in both the Old and New Testament."

Anyone got references, book, chapter, verse?


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