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08-02-2012, 02:06 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Depends on what you mean by having to chose a religion... If you mean an official religion that changes my answer. If you let me chose a basic belief system then I would say Deism or Pantheism; Since, I wouldn't have any difference in an invasion of thought.

A qualified religion... Maybe I'll just roll with Kopimisim.
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08-02-2012, 03:04 AM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2012 02:45 PM by ShirubaDangan.)
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
I hear the church of the flying spaghetti monster is looking for converts.

If I was forced too(I believe most children are forced in the first place to accept religion) I would probably worship the sun. I can visibly see it, it won't damn me and it will allow me to continue devouring infants as sacrifices to it. I could keep my current lifestyle with it.

The religious need to question their belief system. It is this problem that makes these people so blind and dangerous to others. I'm glad we question and continue to question because we should never take anything less than the truth.

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08-02-2012, 08:13 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(08-02-2012 01:29 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
Quote:"The Fellowship holds Cannabis as a sacrament, as mentioned in both the Old and New Testament."

Anyone got references, book, chapter, verse?


I wish I had modern day googles back in my sermon writing days.

And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more. -- Ezekiel 34:29

Obviously this is a mistranslation. Should read: they shall be more consumed with hunger

"The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5

One of the first references to using a vaporizer for relaxation.

I think that may be KC-level Bible interpretation. Angel

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08-02-2012, 11:22 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
I would a rock! at least I could pick it up. Maybe some pet rocks.
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08-02-2012, 11:30 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
If i really really really had to choose....


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08-02-2012, 12:51 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(08-02-2012 11:30 AM)ddrew Wrote:  If i really really really had to choose....


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08-02-2012, 06:48 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(08-02-2012 12:51 PM)k37713 Wrote:  
(08-02-2012 11:30 AM)ddrew Wrote:  If i really really really had to choose....

in pasta we trust

Obviously you fuckers ain't diabetic and can still enjoy the noodly sacraments without fear of losing life and limb.

I used to be a Pastafarian like you, then I took an arrow to the pancreas.

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22-02-2013, 02:52 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
... I would kill myself or the person/entity demanding that from me.

Seriously, if I'm being forced to do so, just kill me, because I won't belong to anything that neglects rational thinking. Period.

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22-02-2013, 03:14 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 12:15 PM)TalladegaTom Wrote:  Why this one is easy.
If I HAD to choose, I would make my own one up....and Angel I'M GOD! Angel

Ya'll can worship me as my servants! Call yourselves Tomians or something. I don't really care what you call yourselves, I just need a good pizza maker, brewmaster and bud grower for the most part.
As god, I can pfoof multiples of Eve and of various kinds every day! Talk about good times in my heavenly house! Boing!

I'd have my own ten commandments that would really mean something like, "Thou shalt not wear Bras." That's way better than most of the current ones right there!
Or maybe, "Thou shalt use pizza and beer for all ceremonial activities." or "Thou shalt root for the Chicago Cubs." Just to prove god isn't perfect.
Heck, why even stop at ten?
Whoo hoo! I'm God!

God likes anchovies on pizza btw. Wink
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22-02-2013, 03:35 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Buddhism. If I HAD to choose.

"It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in awhile exhilarating." -Stephen King
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