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22-02-2013, 03:55 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Obviously Pastafarianism.

Dressing up as pirates, eating pasta, every Friday a religious holiday.

With a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory waiting for me in Heaven?

Hells yeah!
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22-02-2013, 03:59 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(07-02-2012 11:21 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...which one would it be and why?


Shinto.

Because Amaterasu is an awesome goddess, with a host of other interesting deities to boot. Certainly more interesting pantheon than your silly Three-In-One Pantheon...

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22-02-2013, 07:04 AM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
KC - If you had to reject any form of worship of the judeo-christian god, what would your religion be?

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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22-02-2013, 07:19 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
If I had to choose one I'd choose the religion of the person forcing me to choose one. Then I'd use it to exploit their gullible ass. I'd out-religion them
at their own religion and end up with all their money. Hey they forced me......
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22-02-2013, 07:43 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Unitarian-universalism. Because it doesn't make me choose a religion.

"If I ignore the alternatives, the only option is God; I ignore them; therefore God." -- The Syllogism of Fail
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22-02-2013, 07:57 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Well considering religion is chosen by geological location and not actually what people intellegently weight up and make an unbiased choice, I'd say I'd be Prodestant or Catholic.

Luckily however, we live in a world where stupidity doesn't entirely reign supreme and I can reject all forms of religion.

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22-02-2013, 08:21 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
I think I'd have to choose Pythagoreanism. There's no such thing as an irrational number, dammit!

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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22-02-2013, 08:29 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(22-02-2013 08:21 PM)Hafnof Wrote:  I think I'd have to choose Pythagoreanism. There's no such thing as an irrational number, dammit!


Soooooo, you're completely rational? Consider

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22-02-2013, 08:56 PM
RE: If you HAD to choose a religion...
(22-02-2013 08:29 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(22-02-2013 08:21 PM)Hafnof Wrote:  I think I'd have to choose Pythagoreanism. There's no such thing as an irrational number, dammit!


Soooooo, you're completely rational? Consider
Publicly, yes. Irrationality is a religious secret reserved for cult members and people who dig deep into the religion. Kinda like...

... like...

... like SOME religion, but I just can't pin it down...

"If I ignore the alternatives, the only option is God; I ignore them; therefore God." -- The Syllogism of Fail
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22-02-2013, 09:25 PM
Re: If you HAD to choose a religion...
Zoroasterism

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