If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
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06-11-2014, 04:44 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 04:42 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, shit, I've still got popcorn. Now I'll have no excuse not to get some work done.

lol i kn ow right? I have 2 1200 word papers to write tonight, and duty tomorrow Weeping but a 4 day weekend thereafter Tongue

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06-11-2014, 04:48 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 04:44 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  
(06-11-2014 04:42 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, shit, I've still got popcorn. Now I'll have no excuse not to get some work done.

lol i kn ow right? I have 2 1200 word papers to write tonight, and duty tomorrow Weeping but a 4 day weekend thereafter Tongue

Yeah? I have 20,000 1200-word papers, you moron.Laughat

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06-11-2014, 04:48 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 04:48 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-11-2014 04:44 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  lol i kn ow right? I have 2 1200 word papers to write tonight, and duty tomorrow Weeping but a 4 day weekend thereafter Tongue

Yeah? I have 20,000 1200-word papers, you moron.Laughat

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06-11-2014, 04:53 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
Hey if Wolfbitn or his "audience" is out there.

Get an education. Seriously guys, it's super simple stuff.

Oh also your god is made up. Have a good one, don't come back.

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06-11-2014, 04:57 PM
Re: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
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06-11-2014, 05:16 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 04:44 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  
(06-11-2014 04:42 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, shit, I've still got popcorn. Now I'll have no excuse not to get some work done.

lol i kn ow right? I have 2 1200 word papers to write tonight, and duty tomorrow Weeping but a 4 day weekend thereafter Tongue

I suggest 1, 1 word paper copied 2400 times. That should cover it, right?
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06-11-2014, 05:18 PM (This post was last modified: 06-11-2014 07:32 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 04:53 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  Hey if Wolfbitn or his "audience" is out there.

Get an education. Seriously guys, it's super simple stuff.

Oh also your god is made up. Have a good one, don't come back.

His audience is as much fictional as his Jebus.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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06-11-2014, 05:22 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(06-11-2014 05:18 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  His audience is as much as fictional as his Jebus.

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean":

The Lurkers support me in e-mail
They all think I'm great don't you know.
You posters just don't understand me
But soon you will reap what you sow.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you'll see.

The lurkers support me in e-mail
"So why don't they post?" you all cry
They're scared of your hostile intentions
They just can't be as brave as I.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you'll see.

One day I'll round up all my lurkers
We'll have a newsgroup of our own
Without all this flak from you morons
My lurkers will post round my throne.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you'll see.

(Author is Jo Walton....)

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06-11-2014, 06:35 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
How do I miss thee?
Let me count the ways.

Oh, fuck.

I don't miss you.


Thank you and good night.

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06-11-2014, 06:53 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
Oh man, now I have no excuse not to study for my dynamics test and do my fluids homework. Curse you.
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