If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
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08-11-2014, 03:18 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(07-11-2014 05:38 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 12:59 PM)Impulse Wrote:  Ok I see your point now. Since many people believed miracles were really happening, then they still should have written about them. I guess then, since no one wrote about Jesus' miracles, his must have been really underwhelming.

If David Blaine had been alive back then, the western world would be hailing him as the messiah, nothing would have been mentioned about Jesus.




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08-11-2014, 03:34 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
Yeah, that was a cool trick by Angel. Jesus would've been envious.

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08-11-2014, 03:47 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
I thought it was pretty obvious that he was walking on glass. You only need to watch his feet to see that his shoes are touching a solid surface.

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08-11-2014, 05:36 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(08-11-2014 03:47 PM)Vosur Wrote:  I thought it was pretty obvious that he was walking on glass. You only need to watch his feet to see that his shoes are touching a solid surface.

Lol. Yeah but people are stupid and will believe anything.

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08-11-2014, 06:12 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(08-11-2014 05:36 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 03:47 PM)Vosur Wrote:  I thought it was pretty obvious that he was walking on glass. You only need to watch his feet to see that his shoes are touching a solid surface.

Lol. Yeah but people are stupid and will believe anything.

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09-11-2014, 02:06 AM (This post was last modified: 09-11-2014 02:10 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(08-11-2014 03:47 PM)Vosur Wrote:  I thought it was pretty obvious that he was walking on glass. You only need to watch his feet to see that his shoes are touching a solid surface.

Yeah, because his shoes fall down into the water a good inch. Probably a large piece of clear Plexiglas or acrylic which is easily masked by the waves (especially if it was molded with rounded edges), and the illusion is helped being sold by the planted pool patrons who had to be in on the trick somewhat (or at least told not to swim right through his path, or only through specific gaps in the path).

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09-11-2014, 02:18 AM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
Industrial plastic didn't exist in jeebus' time... That's what stumps are for

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09-11-2014, 02:29 AM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(09-11-2014 02:18 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Industrial plastic didn't exist in jeebus' time... That's what stumps are for

To be fair, neither did chlorinated pools... Rolleyes

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09-11-2014, 08:43 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(09-11-2014 02:29 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(09-11-2014 02:18 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Industrial plastic didn't exist in jeebus' time... That's what stumps are for

To be fair, neither did chlorinated pools... Rolleyes

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09-11-2014, 09:42 PM
RE: If you believe Alexander the Great existed, then why not Jesus?
(09-11-2014 08:43 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  
(09-11-2014 02:29 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  To be fair, neither did chlorinated pools... Rolleyes

Or Jesus for that matter.Drinking Beverage

Oh jesus existed, apparently lots of jesus' did. 1 in 20 were named jesus back then Drooling

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