If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
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07-11-2014, 06:40 PM
If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
You see I ate today, but no where did I say I did not eat a sandwich

The bible says jesus is god, but the bible does not say he is not a raptor

There for raptor jesus is lord

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07-11-2014, 06:48 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
That depends... is a taco a sandwich?

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07-11-2014, 06:50 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 06:48 PM)unfogged Wrote:  That depends... is a taco a sandwich?

Yes, hail raptor jesus

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07-11-2014, 06:56 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 06:50 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 06:48 PM)unfogged Wrote:  That depends... is a taco a sandwich?

Yes, hail raptor jesus

OK, you convinced me. I'm a believer.

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Hollowed be thy bones....

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07-11-2014, 07:07 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Who says we don't believe in Raptor Jesus? We may say we do not believe, but we did not say we do not believe in Raptor Jesus.

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07-11-2014, 07:10 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
He's only a few minutes old and already we have 4 references by 3 different authors. Imagine how many there will be in a hundred years!

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07-11-2014, 07:30 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 07:10 PM)unfogged Wrote:  He's only a few minutes old and already we have 4 references by 3 different authors. Imagine how many there will be in a hundred years!

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07-11-2014, 08:20 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Raptor Jesus is a member here, so of course he's real Angel where's he been anyway? Consider

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07-11-2014, 08:29 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 08:20 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Raptor Jesus is a member here, so of course he's real Angel where's he been anyway? Consider

I was gonna mention that. Raptor Jesus has had direct quotes here... i don't recall any sandwitches being here... can't believe in those

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07-11-2014, 08:31 PM
Re: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
I don't believe in sandwiches. I'm an asandwichist. I was raised with grilled cheese, but now most of my family goes for tuna sandwiches.
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