If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
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07-11-2014, 08:32 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Must have scared the shit out of Mary when that popped out.

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07-11-2014, 08:38 PM
Re: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Yea verily I say unto you: After Mary bore Raptor Jesus, she shat not again for the rest of her days.
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07-11-2014, 08:53 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 08:32 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Must have scared the shit out of Mary when that popped out.

You mean jumped in joy, raptor jesus is love raptor jesus is life

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07-11-2014, 09:06 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Raptor Jesus was really active here for quite awhile, Consider wonder where he went.


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07-11-2014, 11:43 PM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
False: You're presupposing the existence of sandwiches Drinking Beverage

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08-11-2014, 12:20 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 06:40 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  ...
The bible says jesus is god,
...

False premise.

Where in the bible does it say jesus is god?

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08-11-2014, 04:02 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 11:43 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  False: You're presupposing the existence of sandwiches Drinking Beverage

No you see raptor jesus tells me everything I need to know, so therefore raptor jesus tells me sandwiches exist therefore I exist.

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08-11-2014, 04:11 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:02 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 11:43 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  False: You're presupposing the existence of sandwiches Drinking Beverage

No you see raptor jesus tells me everything I need to know, so therefore raptor jesus tells me sandwiches exist therefore I exist.

Sorry, gonna need peer reviewed sources to confirm this theory.

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08-11-2014, 04:16 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:11 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:02 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  No you see raptor jesus tells me everything I need to know, so therefore raptor jesus tells me sandwiches exist therefore I exist.

Sorry, gonna need peer reviewed sources to confirm this theory.

Peer reviewed - HA! This thread has been viewed 132 times, by peerers. BAM!

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08-11-2014, 04:17 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:16 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:11 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Sorry, gonna need peer reviewed sources to confirm this theory.

Peer reviewed - HA! This thread has been viewed 132 times, by peerers. BAM!

Citation needed Drinking Beverage

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