If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
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08-11-2014, 04:33 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:17 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:16 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Peer reviewed - HA! This thread has been viewed 132 times, by peerers. BAM!

Citation needed Drinking Beverage

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See the right - 132 times.
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08-11-2014, 04:40 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:17 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Citation needed Drinking Beverage

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See the right - 132 times.

BUT, exactly how many of those views have reviewed? I'm gonna need a statistical analysis and citation of sources.

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08-11-2014, 04:54 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:40 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  [Image: 8B83ED63-E041-4245-AEF5-6150A3A3E789_zpso2egmhcf.jpg]

See the right - 132 times.

BUT, exactly how many of those views have reviewed? I'm gonna need a statistical analysis and citation of sources.

22-1(OP)=21 reviews.

21reviews/132views= 0.166666666666666666666666666666666666666667

I learned my subtraction skills from Mrs. Dale and my division skills from Mrs. Culpepper.

They were certified through here:
Alabama Board of Edumucation mmmkay

Statistics from Auburn University - accredited. Don't remember the instructor's name.

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08-11-2014, 05:00 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 04:54 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 04:40 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  BUT, exactly how many of those views have reviewed? I'm gonna need a statistical analysis and citation of sources.

22-1(OP)=21 reviews.

21reviews/132views= 0.166666666666666666666666666666666666666667

I learned my subtraction skills from Mrs. Dale and my division skills from Mrs. Culpepper.

They were certified through here:
Alabama Board of Edumucation mmmkay

Statistics from Auburn University - accredited. Don't remember the instructor's name.

I'm a bit wary of Alabama education, but altogether... Seems legit. I formally retract my previous statements

*flies away cause fuck logic at this point*

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08-11-2014, 07:05 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
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08-11-2014, 07:12 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
Slightly off topic, but the chick in that meme could almost be my doppelgänger. Except I don't look crazy. Or I hope not. But I might since I've been up all night and it's now 7 am.

I'm going to bed now.

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08-11-2014, 08:34 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 07:07 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Who says we don't believe in Raptor Jesus? We may say we do not believe, but we did not say we do not believe in Raptor Jesus.

Bowing

There are only those that believe in Raptor Jesus and those deny that they believe but really do believe. </ presuppositionalism >

And what's up with this talk of feathers on Raptor Jesus? My Raptor Jesus has been accurately portrayed in Jurassic Park, there are no feathers on Him.

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08-11-2014, 08:49 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(08-11-2014 08:34 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  And what's up with this talk of feathers on Raptor Jesus? My Raptor Jesus has been accurately portrayed in Jurassic Park, there are no feathers on Him.

You are denying the true nature of Raptor Jesus that you actually know in your heart. RJ revealed the truth to me in a way that I can be sure of so I KNOW that he had feathers.

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08-11-2014, 09:00 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
In the Gospel of RAWR it says that Raptor Jesus accepted a sandwich from Alexander the Great, so I think there is no conflict between sandwiches and Raptor Jesus.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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08-11-2014, 09:47 AM
RE: If you believe in sandwiches why not raptor jesus?
(07-11-2014 06:40 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  You see I ate today, but no where did I say I did not eat a sandwich

The bible says jesus is god, but the bible does not say he is not a raptor

There for raptor jesus is lord

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Isn't that raptor pope?

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