If you came face to face with God.....
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17-01-2012, 11:24 AM (This post was last modified: 17-01-2012 11:29 AM by ddrew.)
RE: If you came face to face with God.....
(17-01-2012 02:31 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  Just reading the responses... finding it interesting that ddrew uses 'itself' and Mdog and myself use 'he'. Just observing. Smile

Well ... we've all had that damned steriotypical idea imbeded into our minds that God is a male figure. The alpha Male. Just one of those man made ideas when comming up with the stupid idea of God that he was a male. Men always needed an excuse to maintain dominance over the female.

But yeah .. God... IT ... I havn't checked the goods it's packin' so I can't be sure as to what God is yet. However!! I've seen pictures of it! I think this is a pretty close composite drawing of what IT is......

[Image: FSM.jpg]

And here's proof that at some point God paid a visit to someone! Cause they caught it long enough to actually take a live photo of it!!.. Wow you can actually see the glowing aura about it. Like a halo!

[Image: flyingspaghettimonster.jpg]

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire
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17-01-2012, 11:47 AM
RE: If you came face to face with God.....
I don't think I would have any questions. I'm not sure if I'd want any answers from god.

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”

-Mark Twain
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17-01-2012, 06:25 PM
RE: If you came face to face with God.....
(17-01-2012 01:21 AM)ddrew Wrote:  God gives you your moment of questions...

What would you ask God?

Alright, you got me. Joke's on me. Which ass cheek you want me to start kissing first?

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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17-01-2012, 07:29 PM
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How could you muck up for so long and for what good reasons?
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17-01-2012, 07:34 PM
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Oh hi God, since we are stuck here for eternity, let's have a nice discussion over tea shall we? I just hope to understand how things work even more.

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17-01-2012, 11:47 PM
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"If you designed everything, how come you did so in such a way that belief in you became less and less rational the more we observed the things you designed?"
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18-01-2012, 06:14 AM
RE: If you came face to face with God.....
(17-01-2012 01:21 AM)ddrew Wrote:  God gives you your moment of questions...

What would you ask God?

"Ever heard of the internet? How about using that for your ultimate word instead of a book written 2,000 years ago by people that thought your earth was flat. Oh and that story about Mary. Bullshit, right?"

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I am . . . until I'm not
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